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rachelsweatpants.bsky.social
God’s coldest little soldier
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Fam, if mama is going to see phish in Portland next week does she wear this jumpsuit to commemerate the health and science decline in our nation?

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I have been playing so much Oregon Trail on Apple Arcade lately that I’m having nightmares about oxen and dystentary.

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This!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Hockey rocks. Let em rip it up. I wish I had a team close by to support.

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Taking a doomscroll break with King Gizz and now I just need to sell all my things and go on tour to be happy.

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Soon there will be an executive order forcing us all to use quark instead of photoshop. I hope y’all are happy.

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This is exactly why a lot of people’s nervous systems are shutting down right now.

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5calls.org/issue/save-a... They are voting on the SAVE act tomorrow which is written to disenfranchise millions of women and low income voters, as well as the transgender community. Please call your reps and ask them to oppose! This is a serious threat!

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Instagram alternative app alert! Foto app! There’s not a lot of people on it but it’s a solid alt if it can gain adoption.

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Going to the grocery store and at check out yelling at them to buy 100 of my weird tshirt designs or I won’t buy my groceries because of a trade deficit.

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Congrats to desk boyz! Being a woman is awesome.

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If apple needs to redirect its attention to a less costly product I am begging them to improve Apple Music algorithms.

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I need to be on my couch playing Oregon trail in sweats today.

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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

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I just can’t believe all this shit was so avoidable. An extreme stock market crash completely self imposed.

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This is truly the most vile work and I hope the international courts hold us accountable for this stuff.

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Telling my daughter about her bright future as sweatshop worker where she can use her tiny fingers to screw in screws. She is not as excited as I thought she would be.

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Bendites rise up!

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Triangle shirtwaist factory is back baby!

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I keep thinking it would be great to take a break from drinking and then every day just…..

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Same energy

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We need Ted Rack more than ever right now.

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He was visited by the wrong ghost!!

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That last 5% of hope that one day I may be able to retire is gone.

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55% CANADA 55% FRANCE 55% MEXICO 55% PERU 55% GERMANY 55% SPAIN

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I’d love it if all of the dem senators filibuster for the full 4 years. Take turns.

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New millennial parent level achieved by watching Pete & Pete with our kid on dvd

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Caught the last chopper out of ‘Nam (bought Costco toilet paper and paper towels the Sunday before the tariffs goes into effect)

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Reminder to sign up for a social security account and download your statement no matter your age! If you have worked at all you need to do this! You will want a record of how much you have paid into this system.

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There’s nothing a good hard sob in the shower can’t fix.

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It’s really depressing when you think about how we completely destroyed our reputation and good faith partnerships as a country in such a short period of time. I don’t know how we come back from this.

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Damn, respect to Guster.

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