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Angry town halls will sustain me for a little bit

We just started and got caught up to current times and I would have been at Ben Stiller’s doorstep asking for answers if I had to wait that long.

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my showing of Tim Robinson’s feature film titled Friendship. (Do not speak to me until it is released)

If you still have friends/family who think this administration will help them, talk to them about money....

When your book is pre-2024

Oooop today has me wanting to lay face down on the floor for real

The Senate just voted on a simple idea: If you make $1 BILLION in a year, you don't deserve a tax handout. Democrats voted yes. Republicans voted no. Republicans are planning huge tax cuts for the rich, but they’re not the ones who need a break — working people do.

Please normalize play dates between kids of the opposite sex without making it weird! They are not on a “date”. They are not “in love”. They are just jumping on trampolines having fun like kids.

Siri, how do I stop paying federal taxes?

Reminder that your local library is FREE and offers ebooks, audiobooks, and online database and newspaper subscriptions! All of these stats are counted, so the more you use it, the more your library can beef up their collection.

Curious is pilots and flight staff will strike due to ***motions at the sky wildly***

Hello. If someone has your voting data. And also your irs data. And also your medical data. And they control all government entities, they can identify enemies faster and completely screw you in ways you never thought possible.

If the white lotus theme song does slap tomorrow night I am going smash a plate.

One thing about me is imma listen to the psychedelic jazz channel in a onesie.

We’ve completely cut ties with Amazon in our house and let me tell you, it makes the first two pages of any search engine completely useless. I wish I could block sites so I can get to the rest of the internet quicker.

Spotted in town

My only plan for the day is to eat as much queso as I am legally allowed to.

I’ve been saying for years, as a country measure our success completely wrong. We do it by gdp, stock market, the strength of the dollar. But none of that considers advancements in education, upward mobility, health and happiness which at the end of the day should be your primary goal as a country.

I need to do karaoke. Specifically I would like to lay down on the floor with the microphone and sing Miss World by Hole.

Yeet me to the sun.

One of the personal benefits of all this buffoonery is that it appears my imposter syndrome is cured.

Cutting off previously approved telework is a way many for profits cut jobs without it being an official layoff that pays severance or unemployment.

Switched from Spotify to Apple Music for ✨reasons✨ and the Apple Music UI kind of sucks.

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

Hello. There is only one group that stands to benefit from a recession or major economic depression and its billionaires so…..

Because increasing supply and reducing demand is a foundational economic pillar.

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The real life version of that movie where Ryan Gosling teaches Steve Carell to have swag after his divorce or whatever.

Sorry but messages of unity are really falling flat with me right now, Brad Pitt.

Everything is trash so here are some pictures of our dogs.

Ummmmm really hate to receive this complete insanity in my mailbox….

Thinking about Goebbels involvement in German cinema and art for no particular reason.

Got that Grateful Dead honors concert in just under the wire I guess…