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submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

incorrect! while many people do nothing in a different place that does not mean it is overrated. often people are embarrassed or feel bad about having done nothing when, in fact, they should enjoy it if they want to relax, untethered. i have no opinion on the drinking part of the tweet.

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

underrated thing to do on vacation is "nothing but in a different place"

submitted 11 hours ago • 16 comments

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

submitted 21 hours ago • 29 comments

I can't be happy. But someday, I will can be.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I'm sick of online, but what else is there to do? My job?

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Elon Musk is so bad (evil, stupid), it's making me bad (boring).

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I love setting up the rules of the world so that one guy gets ultra rich and then he gets to be in charge of everything.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

@bransonreese.bsky.social, did you delete your Twitter account or did you get suspended for that post?

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

They should stop politics so I find something better to talk about. No more politics. I guess they're working on it, getting rid of the government.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I hate Elon but he won, completely. No point in my trying to post clever sly dunks on him, witty little quips. He is so dumb yet so victorious, that I can't see how to be fresh and entertaining. Too on the nose. I can't crack it. What's to say? He won, I lost. Nothing I say matters. That is reality.

submitted 4 days ago • 24 comments

I've never been sad in my life. It bums me out. Missing out on such a quintessential human experience has me feeling down.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

I'm not funny but some of my jokes are.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I hate Elon but he won, completely. No point in my trying to post clever sly dunks on him, witty little quips. He is so dumb yet so victorious, that I can't see how to be fresh and entertaining. Too on the nose. I can't crack it. What's to say? He won, I lost. Nothing I say matters. That is reality.

submitted 4 days ago • 24 comments

Elon Musk is so bad (evil, stupid), it's making me bad (boring).

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I have four plane flights coming up. Such a chore. Packing, checking in, scheduling a cab to the airport, and leaving instructions for my funeral.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

If I get on a plane and the takeoff announcements don't contain a land acknowledgement or the pilots' pronouns, I am jumping off the fucking thing.

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

submitted 7 days ago • 382 comments

Elon Musk has a dozen children and still wants more. He is a true pedophile.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I am the world's worst procrastinator. I do everything on time.

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

I am jealous of Elon Musk because I actually have the two qualities he wants everyone to think he has.

submitted 10 days ago • 15 comments

Social security is the high speed rail of American politics: Elon Musk will destroy its funding with some bullshit lie to enrich himself.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Social security is the third rail of American politics: Elon Musk will destroy its funding with some bullshit lie to enrich himself.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

If I get on a plane and the takeoff announcements don't contain a land acknowledgement or the pilots' pronouns, I am jumping off the fucking thing.

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

They enacted it, their one joke. They got every flight in the country to identify as an attack helicopter.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Snoop Dogg will do literally anything for money. The guy used to sell drugs!

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

No. That's different.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Snoop Dogg will do literally anything for money. The guy used to sell drugs!

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

I hate people who are different. But if you don't, that's ok.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

I hate you and I hope you ***. No, not cum. Stop that. Stop at once.

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

I don't want to live in a meritocracy. I want to live in the world where you'll be ok even if you don't have an iota of talent in your body.

submitted 15 days ago • 20 comments

People yell at me all the time. It's annoying but I have the good sense to not flip my entire politics in response. Sometimes people roughly on "my side" are dumb or misguided or disagree with me on something. It doesn't make them The #1 Problem, the source of the world's ills.

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

leaving the theatre after seeing rochelle biopic: hollywood has gotten so sexless and puritanical its awful

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

As an ardent ultrafinitist, I believe the only numbers are 0, 1, 2, 3, and 4. There are 5 of them.

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

Whoever is the richest person in the world should be president. The people have voted with their wallets.

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

I don't want to live in a meritocracy. I want to live in the world where you'll be ok even if you don't have an iota of talent in your body.

submitted 15 days ago • 20 comments

In order to ensure I do not outlive my children, the greatest pain a parent can experience, I will be dying as soon as possible.

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

[To person painfully impaled upon a rock] You should have voted for a hard place.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments