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A blizzard AND possible tornado? A weather geeks dream or the end of the world. Tune in tonight at 5pm CST on WFML.

This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.

It is weird outside and I don't like it. I don't know where, but there's going to be severe weather tonight. It's so ominous.

Hundreds of thousands of people likely got a scam text telling them they owed money for an unpaid toll. Do you know who is supposed to be taking care of you in that event? Your AG… Mine can’t pay attention to things like that because he is too busy suing Costco for their diversity initiative.

Why did I go to Target, find about 40 six-week-expired coconut waters, then APOLOGIZE?

That's it. It's over. The divorce decree is signed. I haven't felt this happy in decades. It's such a foreign feeling that I don't even know what to do. Skip? Scream? Yodel?

Any man want to go to the auto parts store with me? They're trying to sell me $45/each wiper blades. They're $12.99 on their website, saying they're in stock in the store.

The people in charge are absolute monsters. WTF is wrong with them? So prolife. Disguarding children. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

I am so tired of not feeling well. Yesterday I got sick at work and slept 17 hours. Today I feel even worse, so they're getting my shift covered again. I brought Drs notes listing my conditions. I'm still scared they're going to let me go.

Welcome to my "Bored at Work During a SnowStorm Fake Lavender Wedding"

Work Slumber Party!! 🎉🥶❄️

I will not punch a man at the lab for talking shit about the form asking about gender identity. I did sigh incredibly loud, though, and give him my RBF. Do it again, sir. Watch what I passive aggressively do.

Canada is so deep in its freedom fries era right now

After being in the hospital this week, my BS tolerance at work is so low. My face is way too animated. I need to be locked in an office away from the general public.

I don't normally read Fox News. But if you're a first responder and dont know the signs of a stroke, get a new fucking job you fucking fuck of a moron. Fuck. www.foxnews.com/us/new-jerse...

I am not a fucking morning person. I usually go to sleep at 5am, not get up. I apologize to anyone I see at work this morning. I do not really have RBF, I'm just trying to survive.

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In today's episode of How Daddy Cheeto Fucks America, he is putting a reverend in charge of the first ever Faith Office. Designed to "ease the burden on freedom of religion in America." All federal agencies must have a Faith Liason within 90 days. 🤦‍♀️🏳🤬

No! The gas station Kum and Go is being rebranded😭 I'll have to stock up on more merch before they disappear.

Two guys are sitting in my lobby and one described metrosexual as a straight man who acts gay. So...grooming yourself and washing your ass is gay now? If it is, I guess I only like gay men.

The feeling of 1200 women cheering on another woman because she just divorced her republican husband is unmatched. I love when women support each other.

Whenever I get frustrated with work, it all goes away when I realize how lucky I really am. I have a boss that offers us free rooms when winter weather is going to hit. Makes up for the 50 minute drive I have there.

Get me off this ride!!!!!

For the first time in years, I get Depomedrol injections in my hips. I am probably a little too excited. After the first few days, I have so much less pain for 3 months.

“DEI is not a threat, it’s a gift,” said Alicia Keys. “This not the time to shut down the diversity of voices,” Keys said in her speech on the #Grammys stage, in a clear riposte to current politics. Read our Grammys live coverage: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Tonight I got to come up with a Superbowl drink menu. I even found one that is Taylor Swift inspired. In other news, gin is still disgusting.

What he's announcing is a concentration camp. A deeply illegal, unconstitutional, anti-human rights atrocity. Anyone who supports this is complicit. Anyone in any federal service, military or otherwise, is morally obligated to refuse to carry out any orders related to this deeply criminal act.