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Not really a rake. 1992 years old, elderly millennial no shame account belongs to and will only interact with adults. if not, stay away! thanks banner is by @khimer.bsky.social in the event of future litigation: do not take anything posted here seriously
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new york: follow new jersery's example and dont put the worst possible person in first place! gottheimer was shown the door on tuesday, now kick cuomo to the curb. will be proud of ya

reminding me of the flight of the conchords opening where they end up playing a gig at a laundromat

Very cool that an 87 year old congresswoman whose colleagues know she’s senile is going to run for reelection

Found not guilty of murder but convicted on the lesser charge of moider

i maintain this is true, and the drip is real

final thought for the evening: josh gottheimer couldn't even get 100k votes in his pathetic quest to be governor. well done people of new jersey!

rightwingers freaking out about 6 or 7 burning driverless waymo cars is the perfect illustration that conservatives view human life worth less than property

have ya heard bout this newfangled doohickey called "the radio" ??????????????

"You look like your wife gives unenthusiastic handjobs!"

why is drew carey in charge of finland?

This country does not arrest cops. The way you know this is true is that on the off chance they are in fact arrested, it's news.

beach boy went down? neil sedaka, please make the world a better place!

obviously this is a joke. a funny joke, because i don't know any one. i am but a lonely soul, awaiting for my time on this planet to end, via cannibals or non-cannibals. it's not likely, but you never know, right?

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you want a diet were the fat just melts off of you? great news: i have one! it's called cannibalism! we all know fat melts when exposed to fire. so, to get your fat off, you just have to find a cannibal who will cook you over an open flame. tada, less fat on you i know several in case you want help?

feeling the weird combo of sleepy and energized. i may be taking on a big project soon, or prepping for one. whatever happens, i hope we all get to find the time and energy to work on something of meaning to us. and for us also, food banks can use diapers i hear. whatever that's worth to you........

i've been trying to see what the right wing platforms (even outside of X) are showing people regarding the protests in LA and i am not sure it can be overstated just how much the AI slop is being used to reinforce the idea that downtown is a post-apocalyptic war zone

Obama not clawing back any of Bush's post-911 excesses or holding anyone in his administration accountable for their many crimes led directly to where we are today. Pretending people shouldn't criticize him only serves to ensure that it will happen again after Trump.

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

if I had convinced everyone at my job I was the only one who could fix the problems, and then when I didn't actually fix any of the problems got to act sad about the problems not being fixed, I would personally never fix the problems. this is why I am seeking a seat in the united states senate

probably that their judgement is on par with the steemed people advising the dem campaigns of 2016 and 2024

-chefs can use ready meals to save time on cooking -zoos can use stuffed toys to save money on animals -bars can serve piss and cut out the middle man

Disney isn’t on the side of artists (they happily use genAI themselves when it suits them), but I still hope they absolutely eviscerate Midjourney who should finally suffer consequences of building a plagiarism machine. Both those things can be true.

Take a listen and seriously consider it. While this is not an uncommon practice, I am glad people are beginning to speak up about it.

Stephen Miller got bullied in a California high school and is making it everyone’s problem

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

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before i sign off, i gotta say that i say a flyer at a bank, with apparently a real banking term on it. but they never bothered to explain what the acronym stood for. it was "p.o.s." and idk, do you really want to go there, you piece of shit? because in common language, that's what pos means, right?

The idea that the progressive left used the internet to bully institutions into accepting unpopular, far-left positions is the exact opposite of what has actually happened. The alt-right used the internet for ideological capture and they are now in the White House bragging about it daily

ideal "female" body

New from me: I wrote about the soon to be 88-year-old Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton saying she’s running for a 19th term. It speaks to both the gerontocracy problem among Democrats and, unfortunately for DC residents, “how little value is placed in the seat she holds.”

We feed you. They hunt us.

Something that I think weighs on many is that everyone knows that if ever the Democrats were fully in power at the Federal level again, they will not immediately move to reverse what has been destroyed and build something new. This reality just sits out there like an anchor.

this speaks a bit to my argument about leaving twitter. it's not about ideological purity, it is about the fact that it's been turned into a political weapon for people who wish to use it to harm others. it's not the marketplace of ideas - you do not have to participate in this project! very simple!

When Democrats talk about popularism, they aren't talking about issues that poll well. They're talking about issues that fundraise well.

I’ve never forgotten this picture from 2016 and how it completely reshaped my understanding of how the media covers protests.

the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it