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raft.bsky.social
Comedian, pop star, artist, and reality tv producer
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It’s really cool that @autostraddle.bsky.social wrote this article about the episode i story produced www.autostraddle.com/southern-hos...

My name is on the tv

Do you agree that my rock collection is good

I have gotten a commission from Raft before and they do incredible work!!

Opened my watercolor painting commission list last week!! DM me if you want a painting! Only three slots left. Feel free to repost!

Sorry to brag about my wealth (used 4 eggs today)

Whoever invented brushing your teeth before bed was so cool. Like, yes! So glad we’re doing that! What a great idea!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Bill Burr is so real for this

I’m awake

Mayo is mustard vibes

I'm recapping Summer House this season with @robsrobs.bsky.social. Our first guest is #1 Hamptons fan Mike Mitchell from @doughboys.bsky.social. Cold plunge this season of prestige reality television with us. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

hi Bluesky, here are my official pop culture predictions for 2025:

Love her to death but if my dog could talk I just know she wouldn’t have anything interesting to say

Opening up my watercolor commission list for the first time in almost a year on Friday. DM me Friday if you want to get on the list. Here are some paintings from the last year ish

Standing by the Zinefest booth with “I HAVE THE FIRST EDITION” scrolling on the digital display glued on to my hat.

I think the new bonus edition of my Zine is gonna be extremely good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t really like grapes… but every once in a while, damn, I do want one. Today is one of those days. Please universe give me a grape. 🙏 (too lazy to go to the store so I must, instead, pray)

Cats are good everyone should get one, but especially me

Woke up and decided to have some fun on blue sky today

Instead of making a new Zine I’m just adding new pages to my old Zine. Stay tuned for more exciting updates such as this

Every year I threaten to return to Twitch. I feel it coming

I am gonna be selling this sticker at LA Zine fest on March 2nd, but if you wanna claim one before it sells out… DM me! (It’s a tiny little limited run)

I’m not gonna lie, I’m an extremely good producer of reality tv and I’m about to be AVAILABLE FOR HIRE in 2 weeks. Tell everyone you know.

Confetti is fun but bad for the environment, so I just throw pennies into the air when I want people to feel surprised and festive. Earth lives and I’m spreading money around which everyone wants. #howtobefun

I bring a little bit of fun to blue sky, if you’re willing to let your hair down and have some fun, come join me here. It’s fun, but not too fun. But just fun enough.

everything in the world is so bad, that's why I come to Blue Sky to relax and have some fun. repost this if you like fun

i'm here, having fun, on blue sky