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rageprufrock.bsky.social
Failed writer in progress since 1984.
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The best part about living in the DMV is that you take a Lyft to go to your allergist and your driver yells about habeus corpus and constitutional crises the whole time 👍🏼

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Two people at my medispa told me I looked really nice today and in case this is some professional KPI they have to meet they’re DOING AMAZING because I would now die on a battlefield for this LaserAway.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like to thank whatever dogshit payment processor Laura Geller uses for protecting me from breaking my no buy year rules because it straight up was like “stop trying to buy stuff with a Visa,” which ?????????

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If I have to have this seared into my eyeballs so do you guys.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

People are being assholes about Liu Yuning “being ugly” and thus wrong as the male lead of Prisoner of Beauty meanwhile I love the guy and am suffering watching this because he’s calcified in my brain from his weird live stream he did dressed up as Woody from fucking Toy Story

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Also I’m 29 episodes into Serendipity, a not great cdrama that I nevertheless am really enjoying, because it is the only cdrama involving amnesia and implicit brother/“sister” incest that treats either of those scenarios even remotely close to reality. I am aware this statement is insane.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

You know that tweet about how a single sour gummy would kill a pilgrim? The fandom version of that, only about age gap and modern fandom Puritanism and Roy/Ed as a dominant ship in Fullmetal Alchemist.

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

Brunch with friends and then kidnapping @waldorph.bsky.social to go run errands with me, and now I’m shittered on hard seltzer trying to wait out how drunk I am so I can make myself some dinner. Great Saturday. 13/10

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I also want to be so clear: I am not even a lawyer.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

My favorite part of working out is the 15 minutes before I have to leave my house to go to a hot yoga for the first time where I want to cry because my butt hurts from weight training and hot yoga will probably make my butt hurt WORSE 😫

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

What you're really trying to avoid, writers, is having someone who is reading your smutty fanfic because it's smutty fanfic be so distracted by its lack of relationship to reality that she whispers, "that's not how lawyers work" while you're gearing up for some office rawdogging.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Like don’t get me wrong I’m boring now and can no longer go to raves under bridges, get blackout drunk, and grind on other people’s boyfriends, but like—the spirit and flesh wish we were willing.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing like hissing death threats to the robot run coach voice in my phone app while watching a bunch of 20somethings in the opposing lobby getting ready to go out to remind me just because I’m sober and healthier doesn’t mean I have to enjoy it.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I’m at the gym and they’re showing Friends on NICK AT NITE????

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I’m 8 pages into “The Legend of Pope Joan” and already it is banger after banger in this bitch.

submitted 77 days ago • 3 comments

So far, the most unbelievable part of #GuardiansofDafeng is that Wang Hedi’s character would remember that much high school chemistry.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments