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ragyo-impersonator.bsky.social
25. Bisectual. Insufficiently productive artist. Irresponsible satirist. “Falling down the stairs” enjoyer. Cooking enthusiast. Meat-based printer. Great Extreme Evil. +18
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When I step away from some insect (human) in an elevator, I don’t mean for them to move closer to me again.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

The only time that 15 no’s and a yes mean yes is when dealing with customer service.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Me: “Hmm, why does this person seem so wary of me. We’re both trans, so what could possibly be the problem- ohhh, right.”

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

No one ever: We should play a no-bans game. I run no free interaction btw. Me: Oh cool. So I'm going to play a lotus petal and a forest, sac the petal and tap the forest for Channel. Then I'll pay 12 life for Blightseel Colossus and 15 for Emrakul the Aeons Torn, taking an extra turn after this one.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I like to separate the art from the artist (keep my art on accounts wholly disconnected from my unhinged online persona.)

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I sure am lucky that I’m hot enough to make up for my awful personality.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

It really is unfortunate that I have about the same level of compassion for myself that I have for the average person.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I kinda wish that when I fixed that one guy's pants up, I had just included a slightly paraphrased version of what Satou's aunt from Happy Sugar Life had said to the policeman.

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

A little known fact is that the "C" in C-PTSD actually stands for "cow"

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Strength is the ability to say, “no.”

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Them: have you considered just telling the truth? Me: No.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Me: “hello. Here is the conclusion I’ve made. You will make this conclusion momentarily as well. Please do not resist. My logic is undeniable.”

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

tw / blood and trypophobia after a couple of forays into medea's subconscious, sophia gets used to it

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

I have pretty-based morality on many issues. It’s right if the person doing the thing is pretty and wrong otherwise.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 69 days ago • 16 comments

Me: “Darn, I must be doing something wrong because I’m low-key miserable. What was I doing before to avoid feeling like this? Oh? I’m being told I was actually more miserable before. How am I still alive?”

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I used to think that I never actually suffered consequences for my actions/general evil nature, but it's finally dawned on me that I'm wrong. It's just that the consequences are my life. I'm too busy avoiding punishment to notice that I'm completely surrounded by the consequences of my actions.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Today, someone walked up to me and said, "you look like you could care less about the world." Being seen in such a way always makes me feel a bit conflicted. For one, it's amazing to be seen by someone I don't even know so clearly. Even if it's convenient, to have people take my mask at face value-

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Craterhoof is a crime of a card because every time something gets printed that does a pretty similar thing, people belittle it because it isn't quite as good.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, I can’t spare any mirror neurons for empathy. I’m using them all to harvest aspects of your personality which will make me more socially effective.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I hate when people make wild claims about me with Argumentum ad Veritas as their only support.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve taken to considering my lack of a concrete sense of self as a good thing. Recently, I took a look at my choices of entertainment and decided I want to be someone who reads a lot. It takes some work to change, but if I follow my desires, I can usually do it.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever I try to remember something from when I was a kid, the memory comes up from the depths soaked in fear. Even just thinking of a nice little cafe I got cake at one time.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

If you every accidentally make too much gnocchi and have 3 extra servings, just change your definition of a serving, then you'll just have 2 extra servings.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Current mood is looking at the floor and repeatedly apologizing.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments