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Semi-professional point-misser. Irish. Mental patient. Habitually unserious. Conscientious objector in the culture war. King of wistful drinking.
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"'Old the balls, mate. 'Old the balls."

Wild how CGI has reached the point it can now faithfully recreate Zendaya's emotionless dead blank stare.

I don't think Kamala would have invited the Tate brothers over to her place for whiskey and cigars. But hey, I'm on the wrong side of history and I love genocide.

Today's mood.

You guys looking forward to the new Chappell Roan album?

Seen in London, (and clearly paid for, which is an impressive dedication to the bit!) 😅

Average lapsed Catholic when some Protestant shittalks the Virgin Mary.

You know what? I'm gonna shoot explosives even harder, fascist.

Morris dancing is why British people are not allowed make fun of Irish dancing at all, ever.

lol, nope, fuck off

misbehaved kids depressed adults 🤝 going to bed early

IDEA: A sitcom that lasts only one single episode because the characters don't want to live/work together after all the awful shit people say and do to each other in sitcoms.

The memory of Trump's crumpled face when Macron publicly corrects him here will keep me warm with joy on the coldest of days. What a fucking dick.

So apparently the ambition was to have a Dragon Age game that featured all four protagonists. Unfortunately it was made by a greedy incompetent studio full of narcissistic devs who didn't want to make a game that appealed to anyone but themselves. youtu.be/H5ZtGMXRAX0?...

Reminder that you don't have ADHD. Your parents were just assholes who never hit you and the rest of us can tell.

Someday someone's going to make an RPG where you can take ALL your party members along at once. It will be seen as groundbreaking. Then it will become the standard, and kids won't believe that for decades there was always a completely arbitrary limit.

God: "Hey, check this out, look what I did. I made the humans evolve tastebuds where everything that's bad for them tastes great and everything that's good for them tastes like ass." Angel: "...Lord, when you created toads you promised you weren't just going to use them for licking."

Disaster gays when an autistic walks in

Movie you’ve watched more than six times, gifs only

Socks are foot condoms.

"Hey Americans, a tyrant is shredding the Constitution. Aren't you going to use your guns or anything." "Nooo, but if somebody names a school after him we will absolutely swiss cheese that motherfucker."

“a celebration of Christ planned for December” I’m pretty sure they already have that and right about then too?

Get me to a hospital, I'm a terminal case!

Lovecraftian horror is so funny, though. Protagonists go mad because some entity or another makes them aware of mankind's meaninglessness. Meanwhile, if someone told me my life was insignificant I'd just be like

You stay classy, Dublin.

🤚 Watching a show and telling everyone else to watch it. 👉 Watching a show and keeping it to yourself so it doesn't get ruined by going mainstream.

I would like to know less about America

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Actually, the circumstances I know are precisely why I'm laughing, and it's definitely at the right people. You can't get mad I didn't give you money for a game you yourself insisted wasn't made for me.

Tom Cruise doing victory laps around Paramount Studios before posing over Bond's grave and flicking the V-sign.

“New Bond villain will be a rogue Ukrainian born IRS tax auditor, picking on billionaires and UK domiciled Russian oligarchs who just want to unify Europe under one flag…”

Oh great… Blofeld is going to be the good guy now.

Just burned my tongue. Wasn't looking for more proof I shouldn't do my own cooking. Always seem to find some, though.

...Or you could just make games. You know. Games?

Would really be a problem for Trump if he ever planned on allowing America hold more elections.

Ireland sees less sunlight than the Pope's knob.

Sex Worker In Riyadh With Hint Of Russian Accent Probably Nothing To Worry About, Thinks Trump Official

America can't be trusted as an ally. Even if they get rid of him tomorrow, promises mean nothing. There's no guarantee they won't elect some other jackass again and go back on everything they've previously agreed to. They've lost all credibility.

These cost a fiver and our president never raped anyone.