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[wip] garlic soup! gay people!

MILK?!

🥛🩷i love milk🩷🥛

omg it’s ed and stede

GENTLE MILK BREATH

"stede and izzy both fail to fully see ed" is such a weird take to me after s2. after s1 it was wrong but i could see how you get there if you squint. with s2 idk how the season could have gone any harder on hammering in that stede understands ed in a way that is borderline supernatural

The whole tl is just gentlebeard kisses thank you @sirencalll.bsky.social 🥹🥹🥹

Have an excellent day, pirate pals! 🏴‍☠️❤️ #ofmd

it’s giving glasses stede

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Coladas!Stede’s first attempt at graffiti??? @faeeebaeee.bsky.social Spotted by spouse, who is so innately Stede-coded that they also :-)

1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride. So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels. They opened the drawbridge to block them. So they marched to a different bridge. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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oh hey i have a fic commish in this one!!! custom made-to-order smut on offer right now for a GREAT cause 🙏💕

thinking about this kiss again.

The Flanderization of ghibli in the public mind is just so insane to me. Acting like it’s entirely wholesome and cutesy but is really overtly anti capitalist, depict the horrors of war and environmental decline, and have TONS of body horror and depictions of death and disease. it legit annoys me

Ahh yes it’s that time of year when #OFMD is also buried in the very last section of the “LGBTQ+ voices” collection on Max 🙃

Seen on Max today and presented without comment, as I fear it would just come out as wordless rage static

Do i even need to say it

Hey! Want a really fuckin stupid (/aff) bookmark stitched by my own tiny hands? Sure you do! I’ll be making 3 of these, so the 3 who end up with one will get to be part of a super exclusive club or something 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

fish argument remains one of the funniest scenes in the whole show what i wouldn't give to see the shit they argue about in the inn

Ireland has opinions

So did y'all know about the cheese pirates

better yet, consider unsubscribing from HBO/Max the week before her show comes out (& if you rejoin, wait until the HP season is over). it's not enough to *not* watch it – HBO needs to know it will hurt their bottom line if they continue producing it

lucius redecorating the revenge

do you guys think they might be gay

Discovering the suit 😳😳😳 #gentlebeard #octoedandmerstede crochet by @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social

wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of him setting people on fire, had no idea he called ed's fish whatever