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Today's listen 🤘🏾 Devin Townsend went tf *awf* when he created this comedic metal opera that follows an omniscient (but doltish) alien on his quest for the universe's ULTIMATE CUP OF COFFEE. This 2007 album hits hard as ever with riffs, laughs, and intergalactic storytelling. #metalsky

Topics my creative writing students are writing about: The guys: love, war, ghosts, sports, family, religion The girls: MURDER, MURDER, MURDER, breakups and friendships, MURDER I love teaching this class. 😂

J'ai trop le seum. Mon chat con a fait tomber mes lunettes de la table et l'un des verres a disparu. Regarde -- après avoir gâché tous mes plans, elle n'a aucun remords.

Bluesky was fun, initially. But for a social media app, it's not very social. Between ppl sharing the same articles and the same bad news over and over, I find few ppl actually want to be social. I originally came here to interact with folks. I don't need another "scream into the void" app.

Adult life may be an endless expanse of mud... but sometimes, flowers grow from mud. Life gifted me a flower today. Holy shit, I'm going to publish a children's book! 📚

Every DnD group needs a Snack Captain. If you've got your snack bases covered, then you could have a Weed Captain, which tends to be me and bf (the DM). Once you have a Weed Captain, you need a Music Captain. Ours controls one speaker for music and another for effects. #ttrpg

If I had a nickel for every time I thought, "I'm sick of living," I'd have enough money to no longer be thinking, "I'm sick of living."

@letitrot517.bsky.social Hey thanks for the follow! Fellow Michigander here 😊

- T’as vu l’histoire des taxes la?! - Mdr ouais - Ca va nous couter un bras! - Ahahaha t’es con Michel

Me, searching: "Mexican shoegaze" Google: Here are some recommendations for Mexican cuisine 😃 Hate it here.

Today's Listen 🤘🏾 I'm writing a novel & one of my characters is Sakha, one of the many indigenous groups of Siberia. I like to assign songs to my protagonists, and for her, I wanted a Sakha artist specifically That is how I discovered Sakha post-rock group, Elements of Dust Instrumental, dreamy 💕

Watching original "Ghostbusters" for the first time since childhood: Me, 20 min in: All the men in this movie are unhinged. Alex: Well, it's an 80s movie.

"Cheri, j'vais au dispensaire, tu veux kek chose?" "Ouais, achète-moi du Purple Haze ou Jenny Kush."

🎶 Mon chat est incroyable Il peut jouer d'la guitare Il n'est p'têt' pas un acteur Mais c'est un minou superSTAR! 🎵

Me on my way to heat up leftover pizza, doing an impression of Brennan Lee Mulligan doing an impression of Tim Curry: There's nothing I like more than a HOT! CRISP! CRUST!

It has also been proven by Jacob Wysocki that Bigfoot would, in fact, be the chillest cryptid to have a dank smoke sesh with~

Historian: "All the acheivements of the Renaissance were achieved without caffeine." Me, fiending for my second cup of black tea: WOW COOL GOOD FOR THEM

One must imagine Sisyphus, entirely too high on shrooms, endlessly herding cats up a flight of stairs. As soon as he gets to the top, a cat in each arm, three more frolic down the steps. And round and round it goes~ The kitchen floor looks like liquid.

Supremely weirded out by Gwen Stefani promoting a "pay to pray" app. Then again, when isn't Gwen Stefani doing something that doesn't give me the fucking creeps~

La limite de mots sur cette appli me tue en vrai

Oh non, c'est excactement la tête que je fais~ Heureusement, à ce stade, mes chats ont assez de jugeote pour ne pas le faire. 😌

Raison 4738293 pour laquelle j'aurai jamais d'enfants

Today's Listen 🤘🏾 Bolt Thrower's 1998 classic "Mercenary" BT being one of your faves is damn near cliché as it's generally accepted to be the correct opinion If "No Guts, No Glory" doesn't make you want to throw on gauntlets and punch your way through a battleground get your head checked #metalsky

Having OCD is like a forced superstition. Like, -I- know I won't die if I touch That Thing, but my -body- doesn't, if that makes sense?

Failed 3/3 death saves for the first time, ever. Feels bad, gang. Feels real bad. #dnd #ttrpg