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I need to fuck a firefighter.

Funny how the term "feminazi" has fallen out of style since "nazi" is no longer a pejorative term to people who would say it.

I think the last few weeks have proven how undesirable accelerationism is as a concept. Even if something good or transformative comes out of this shitshow, a lot of people are going to be upset or hurt or dead because of it.

Sometimes I walk into the transgender clinic and the surgeon rolls their eyes and mumbles “again?”. I’ve already had a vaginoplasty and then a phalloplasty and then a vaginoplasty and then a phalloplasty and then a vaginoplasty and then a phalloplasty. And I’m cis! I just love abusing taxpayer funds

Bra shopping 😌

If you look like this, I'll let you hit it raw.

I took a written penis test and the result came back "big" so joke's on you.

Kids these days don't know the urban legend about Rod Stewart getting his stomach pumped after drinking too much cum.

I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck

Cuckoo star Hunter Schafer has reportedly been given a new passport with an M for the gender marker, outing her as trans to anyone she shows it to. The model and actress says her previous passport was stolen in Barcelona, leading her to apply for a replacement.

Me and my wife

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. If you're gonna be smart, you gotta be humble and compassionate.

WOW what??? NEW YORK POST??? What is going on?

A girl I was dating in 2022 found out I had been (ironically, but affectionately) referring to her as "bae" on my Instagram stories and she asked me to please stop.

My cat really does not understand the concept of "not right now" when it comes to giving him attention.

When I was a child I thought the novelty song "Kung-Fi Fighting" was written and performed by the Foo Fighters.

Letting a guy rob my house because it's not my place to speculate on what is or isn't the law.

Has this administration done anything that ISN'T illegal so far?

We might need Newson.

Thank fucking god, some sanity in all this.

THEY WERE INVADED, YOU ASSHOLE

We now have two major stories of the new administration "accidentally firing" vital employees.

This is every girl I went to church with in Georgia.

Pajama Slam

Elon Musk is not the administrator of DOGE.