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•the perennial fuck up• •A m̷a̷n̷ ̷o̷f̷ God• [The Divine Comedy of Bluesky] https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
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go follow @burritozen.net if you guys wanna know what a talking burrito sounds like

submitted 46 minutes ago • 1 comment

Pretty sure I've hit the soft cap on followers. I guess no one wants to hear my actual voice. 2k and you hear a burrito speak.

submitted 48 minutes ago • 0 comments

i fucked off, now what?

submitted 38 minutes ago • 2 comments

i’m not an alcoholic i’m consistent

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

if you have any tips for being happy send them to my cashapp $raindro369

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

give your forehead a high five from me

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i identify as a Gargoyle D’Snuts

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

*hits pulled pork vape*

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

is a raman or spicy chip vape too much to ask for?

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

everything is better with sriracha

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

why are you hot and in my house

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

a good friend is a friend you can finger

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

My cat just called me a bitch

submitted 3 hours ago • 15 comments

a moo deng flavored top ramen

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it had been stronger.

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

a good friend is a friend you can finger

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

good horny, i mean morning

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

I smoke more weed before 9am than most people smoke all day.

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

why are you hot and in my house

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

everything is better with sriracha

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

a moo deng flavored top ramen

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

I would lick someone’s butthole before I’d wear their socks.

submitted 20 hours ago • 31 comments

is a raman or spicy chip vape too much to ask for?

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

*hits pulled pork vape*

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

irritated and aggravated and annoyed

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

You can lead a unicorn to whimsy, but you can’t make it drink.

submitted 23 hours ago • 16 comments

i identify as a Gargoyle D’Snuts

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

More drink, less think

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

It was the worst of times, it was the holy smokes how much worse are things gonna get of times.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Cringe is just the baseline

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

[wheel of fortune] JESUS: HOST: we can’t play the game without it bro JESUS: [taking the wheel] fuck u

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Screaming CONSPIRACY everytime I walk out of the bathroom in public settings.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Reskeet this or it’s 7 years bad luck 😬

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

i think i need another cat

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t really care if you follow me as long as you feel bad for not following me

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

You say "difficult woman" like I'm going to be offended.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

give your forehead a high five from me

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This zone is for the loading and unloading of shitposts only

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

this apocalypse needs a soundtrack

submitted 1 day ago • 118 comments

It’s only premarital sex if you plan to get married.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

BONER BROTH.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

when you die on bsky you die inside

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

pussy is one of the 23 dr pepper flavors

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

People mouths feel weird in dreams

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments