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Telling my kids I want a plane for Mother’s Day next year

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Tito Waltz will release a string of emojis via signal

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Dear Libby app, Please highlight a banned book section on the main page

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Dog is so mad at me for subjecting him to a wellness exam and shots.

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Hey guys! How’s it hanking?

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I’ll just be over here HANKING TOUGH

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There are Girl Scouts selling cookies in front of TJs. This is not a drill

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Look, peonies that are in front of the house are never “our” peonies or “the” ponies. They are always MY peonies. Facts

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But most of all I am appalled that child star Drew Barrymore is on the cover of AARP magazine

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My one Purim wish is to see a family dressed as Jackie, Shadow & three eaglets at the Megillah reading

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Here’s my plan: Old folks like magazines. Include monthly subscriptions in Medicare for all. BOOM! Print industry and Medicare saved.

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Once in a while I remember that I really miss Spy magazine

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Leaving the country for 20 days…how many chapstick tubes do I need?

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Woke up with a pit in my stomach which I’m sure will become a full grown anger tree oner the next four years

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One thing crosswords have taught me is that there are infinite clues for ‘Oreo’

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Happy End Of Elf On The Shelf Posts day to all who celebrate

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Am I eating pretzel bites with butter for dinner? Yes, yes I am

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Don’t get cute with me, NYT crossword. This was NOT a fun outing

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Birthdays should not land on Tuesdays. It’s just not convenient for anyone

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We’ve had enough of your nonsense

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I definitely have a “type”

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I’m grateful to my family foe providing a lovely dinner that I really don’t stress over. HOWEVER there is no rice pudding with raisins for dessert so heads will roll