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Sorta sane, average intelligence, Gen-X mom raising my kid with sarcasm. I can survive on pop tarts and vodka while laughing at the world burn. None of you scare me.
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Having a menstrual cycle after 46 is just dumb. Do better Hera. That ship has sailed.

One of our clients told us they thought they could do a better job with their HOA accounting than us four months ago. Friday, one of them was arrested for embezzlement. I sent them a proposal for services just because I’m petty as fuck.

I’m taking a girls trip to Vegas, my first in 15 years! Is Harrahs still good to stay at?

Sirius XM introduced my 15 y/o son to Sum 41 while we landed on the Y2K station. Now I’m hearing it all day. He’s now introduced them yo his friends. He’s learning “in too deep” on the guitar. I expect frosted tips in his hair soon. Learn from me, protect your kids better than me.

Year 3 of our receptionist aggressively wishing people merry Christmas.

River walk!

Downtown Tampa!

Chag Sameach to all who celebrate! I celebrated with a mad dash to buy menorah candles yesterday bc I’m a terrible holiday planner.

Happy sun day. Get it?

Me: Hey I need to clean these floors. *gets out floor scrubber, cleaner, broom, etc Akita: nope.

Headphones in, staring at my monitors, giant stacks of work piled around me, silent and typing like mad. Sure, great time to chat about your horoscope and overall thoughts on everything coworker. Well spotted.

I’m not a fan of Beyoncé

I have still not forgiven Paula Abdul for killing Keanu in the 90s.

Today is not the day. I’ve already told 2 people sarcastically , “well then, you do you. If a $25 late fee that you clearly know was in fact bc YOU WERE LATE, I can’t help you.” Not even a phone voice today. Just full on Kentucky accent.

I know, I know, the MCU is dead now, it sucks, yadda yadda but The Marvels made me full on belly laugh today and Loki season 2 finale was g-ddamned amazing imo so take from that what you will.

Also, Hana is mad she can’t go.

Going to the movies with my son today. Not sure I remember how this works.

It’s a biscuit and gravy kind of day. Who am I kidding, every day is a biscuit and gravy day!

Hmm get my broken tooth fixed, pay for my sons college, or let a possible infection kill me and let my son use my life insurance to pay for college? Choices choices.

So Loki is the only good thing to come out of phase 1 billion so far. Tom does not disappoint.

Got called in to HR bc I told a coworker she needs to toughen up or she’ll be crying every day and hate her job here. They said I can’t say that. I responded that I cannot deal with her hysterical crying daily and it’s now affecting MY mental heath. I’m over it today. I’m going home.

K I lied

I’m going to a wine tasting thing. Not my idea. I do not care for: A. Wine Or B. People Should be fun.

Y’all, I left my house last night and was social. I also did my very first stand up comedy set which went…ok. I got laughs but I need to work on my pacing.

Texting my son during a tornado warning at school

“I’m in charge. I’m like a girl boss.” I whisper after tiptoeing out of my teenagers room after being told I’m getting him killed on his game for asking him to clean his room for the 6th time.

So I bought an EV and so far I love it except my anxiety is always dialed up to 10 now. “Only 150 miles left?! But I drive 4 miles a day! Omg now 146!” They should have advertised only emotionally stable people should buy one.

It is 72° in southwest Florida and I feel like I’m freezing to death.  How did I grow up in the snow belt?

My work from home support.

“Why I prefer to go to Wendy’s rather than McDonald’s.”  a verbal 400 page dissertation at 1000 decibels standing behind you while you are on the phone. -my coworker

Just checking on a colloquialism here. What do you all call the strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street? I’ve always called it the devils strip but I got crazy looks from my neighbors so I’m thinking it’s like a shopping cart vs buggy thing?

Mom fell today and hit a wall corner on the way down. Broken nose, sutures in forehead and lip but luckily no other broken bones or signs of a concussion. She’s a tough bird tho and refused everything but Tylenol. My dog is now guarding her and won’t leave her side.

I was sleeping well these last few months so I bought a new car today with a higher payment than I was paying. That’ll solve it.