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raisins.bsky.social
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ME: [staring out the window reflecting on how my life got here after I ate the 18 month old chocolate bar that had been sitting on the kitchen table] ROOMMATE: did you eat the 18 month old chocolate bar that had been sitting on the kitchen table? ME: no

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

bring back red TVs

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

me and who

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

I am looking forward to getting up to this number on this site as well

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

fuck chrome

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I said "Watch this" and threw a snowball into our chimney. First try. The master of hand-eye coordination remains unmatched

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Check me out

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

it's so sharp

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s just set that aside

submitted 14 days ago • 55 comments

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

submitted 14 days ago • 99 comments

Total triumph of the scammers imo. You're a sucker if you're not tricking people out of their money full time. Why am I working a job instead of pretending I invented intelligent robots or pretending I'm auditing the government

submitted 14 days ago • 31 comments

Went to your job they said you were the manager

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Omg it's him 🥹 (comic by @beetlemoses.bsky.social)

submitted 16 days ago • 19 comments

Christmas is tomorrow everyone. Christmas for me

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

they should have like spongebob pop up in the corner and in simple terms describe what kendrik lamars poetics mean to old white people like a translation service

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

the outline of history www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Very specific impression

submitted 25 days ago • 85 comments

love in a time of nostalgia [an ad campaign on spec] www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Google spent billions of dollars on this shit.

submitted 27 days ago • 133 comments

the pact

submitted 26 days ago • 12 comments

One of my coworkers was trying to chat with me but I was extremely busy so I told him get to suckin or get to truckin I ain’t got time to waste and he called me a dude smooching pee pee toucher and someone tattled on both of us so we had to go see the HR lady lmao

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

*being strapped to the electric chair* The people need to know Catherine Deneuve had a hank hill butt

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

From 2018

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

submitted 33 days ago • 88 comments

upsetting the adults www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

what if we just had user privacy protection regulations idk

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

negative attention cycles www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Seeing a lot of people today post some variation of "TikTok needs to be banned because it's rotted everyone's brains." It's not TikTok. You're uncomfortable with how normal people use the internet — which will always be strange and ugly — and you'll say the same thing about whatever replaces TikTok.

submitted 47 days ago • 272 comments

I’m texting the cops, tell ‘em you wouldn’t share

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

it's that time

submitted 57 days ago • 66 comments

That thing Meatloaf was singing about was doing the dishes

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

So hyped up from watching 2 One Piece episodes I’m up pacing around and can’t sit down

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

me: [waking up my girlfriend at 9:15am like we agreed upon the day before] b-baby ... im sorry ... i have to do this millie: [with the fury of an army 30000 strong] I TRUSTED YOU. i let you into my HOUSE. and you REPAY ME... with this cruel and unusual punishment ... i hate you

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

Tonight you will be visited by 3 spirits. The spirits:

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

No joke, we put on a calm yule log video on YouTube to open gifts to and after 10 or so minutes it was interrupted with an ad for some show called Dumb Dads where dads hit themselves in the nuts. Merry Christmas!

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

Santa thinks I am disgusting and you fake he doesn’t to make me happy, I’m tired of living a lie

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

*being strapped to the electric chair* The people need to know Catherine Deneuve had a hank hill butt

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all ever seen the most american thing of all time?

submitted 77 days ago • 27 comments

The reason Ranma 1/2 is 400 chapters long is Rumiko Takahashi has to try out every possible romantic configuration between the main characters and every possible configuration of martial arts + second thing before she will land the plane.

submitted 81 days ago • 7 comments

this is going to age well, i can just feel it

submitted 83 days ago • 13 comments

You guys ever lay in the bed and go on the phone? It’s a good time

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I am a simple man

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

banjo is a fun instrument to tell people you play. ‘i play guitar’ — uh huh big whoop so does everyone’s douchebag cousin at parties. but banjo? a little intrigue, a little mystery, a little ‘what the hell kind of weirdo…’

submitted 86 days ago • 34 comments

Can’t watch Zatoichi before bed, I get too rowdy

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments