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For breakfast this morning I had steak and a poached egg on avocado toast with bacon, hash browns, and orange juice.

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Gonna start a ZZ Top themed YouTube cooking channel called “Gimme All Your Oven”

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Repeat after me: it’s not a tariff, it’s a sales tax.

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It sucks trying to find recipes online now because half of them are AI generated and you can’t tell at a glance which ones because all the reviews are AI too.

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What’s the best way to cook a 3.5lb picanha?

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He didn’t really set me up for that but whatever.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Ooooooh, right. I got drunk and sent a very angry email to Burger King last night.

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Catfish gumbo

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lol people were deadass talking about firing Ryan Day in November.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

No one is stupid enough to think that wasn’t a Nazi salute. Anyone who says it wasn’t is doing it because they think it’s funny to piss in your face and tell you it’s raining.

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Honestly it was almost better to just suck all the time instead of getting my heart torn out like this.

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As a Lions fan I follow too many Vikings fans to get on Twitter tonight. I’m too old and my blood pressure can’t take it.

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Mr. Man, Poirot:

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