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In SEO country, people tend to know me as the fantomaster. In the esoteric field, it’s Frater U.D. – making magic work!
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French far-right leader Jordan Bardella canceled his speech at the conservative CPAC conference in Washington after what he described as a Nazi salute by a speaker, an apparent reference to Steve Bannon, his National Rally party said reut.rs/3EOPV6c

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

This can’t ever be spread and promoted too much, guys! #calendarofshame

This can’t ever be spread and promoted too much, guys!

Heroin addict and roadkill enthusiast, RFK Jr. kills flu shot campaigns and cancels a major vaccination conference.

Seems legit.... We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.

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Trump accuses federal workers of “playing golf.” He spent the last three weekdays golfing.

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Grab ‘em by the ‘purse-y’ February 28th. Blast it everywhere. Keep up the fight!! #FiftyFiftyOne #TrumpisaTraitor #economicblackout

Politico’s owner liked Vance cozying up to the Nazi-tainted AfD. Good to know.

Turns out Musk and DOGE are wildly unpopular. Even Republicans are concerned that this unelected, foreign billionaire has too much influence on the White House. reut.rs/41t8XYQ

The Moscow Institute of Computer Science has "caught fire", I felt a great disturbance in the algorithm, as if millions of bots suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Appearing today in The Week:

Spineless, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, weak-kneed, pusillanimous chickenshits.

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If Trump and his gang aren't bound by the law nor the constitution, why are you? Currently the system of checks and balances is being destroyed at a speed that would have launched most countries into riots or open revolt. This is a constitutional crisis and your constitution isn't doing so well.

Mice offering paramedic first aid?

White House shares photo of Donald Trump dressed as a king

Remember when that guy did the Yahtzee salute and then two weeks later addressed the nation from the Oval Office over the shoulder of the president. Pepperidge farms remembers.

Transmuting into a digital roach motel… with YOU being the roach

Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.

Look what the mailman delivered. Love me my author’s copies!