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246 years ago today, the people of Hawai’i said “Live, Love, Land Back” by executing Captain James Cook for his crimes. Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕

my wonderful mother’s near-daily texts regarding obscure holidays are one of the few consistent bright spots these days also it’s Ferris Wheel Day wheeeeeeeee 🎡

the best? part of having ADHD/poor working memory is the ability to legitimately surprise your future self this post brought to you by: the chocolate orange I forgot I randomly bought myself literally three months ago, rediscovered in a random bag but not! expired!

time to embarrass myself publicly/be accountable/laugh at baby Devin: way back in college (2013/2014 IIRC) I wrote a whole essay critiquing the themes of masculinity/gender roles present in the lyrics + music video for “Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe” my bad, Mr. Lamar

do I even pay my taxes this year? like, legitimately - is the IRS even functional right now?

what a wonderful day to be a hater 💫

Source: MAD Magazine, 1969, Jack Davis

people hated quantumania but if you go into it just wanting kind of a psychedelic world-building experience it’s pretty tight ps: I’m also v v stoned so ymmv

the mister and I went to a cake vending machine today and it almost made me have hope again anyways check out pix-o-matic in portland 💫

It's extra annoying that the country is being run by several guys who couldn't make it through an interview for a regular job because they're too weird and don't know how to do anything

having 18yo coworkers/minions as a Person Experiencing Their 30’s is fucking WILD because I’m definitely not Old yet but WHEW

COMRADES FOREVER

man, I’m trying really hard to let this radicalize me but the path to further despair is just really convenient for my commute, y’know?

I think one of the pettiest things that I’m most fucking personally furious about rn is that I’m having to think of my impending marriage to A Man as potentially a means of protection in addition to all of the nice loving + romantical adjectives.