Profile avatar
rampantpiracy.bsky.social
I have gained this by philosophy: That I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of werewolves.
910 posts 305 followers 280 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

once again i am right in my analysis bsky.app/profile/kits...

I can see a lil racoon from my deck

A mini quilt I made based on Landsat images of farm fields in Hokkaido

Amidst the various daily horrors, CBC has a fun little story about a message in a bottle on Sable Island.

Health grifters: "Autism didn't exist before 2005" Bert in the Sesame Street Dictionary (1980):

Back when I was on Twitter dot com I said that at 20k followers I’d reveal whether or not the Enlightenment was racist, but tbh I was a bit wary of going near so touchy a topic? So as a compromise, to keep some distance, I tried to express what I thought allegorically, through the medium of dance.

this town ain’t big enough for the both of us

This is the kind of thing that makes me extremely happy

right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou

Criminal

That's because they're friends.

The doctor says I can masturbate whenever I want. Well, his words were, "You could have a stroke at any time."

It's Pride Month, which means that if you haven't done so already you need to watch Bang Brave Bang Bravern, the only mecha show brave enough to ask "what if the robot was gay for the pilot?"

I'm trying to stay f2p but next update they are releasing 5 Star Mr Darcy and I'm not even on 50-50

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

If the thing I was most famous for was being defeated by a lettuce, I would avoid using the phrase "taken on head-first".

Whenever I find someone who's played this game I feel like I found out we are in the same secret society.

I admire the local dollar store's ability to slap car wheels on something so that my son will ask me to buy it. Today it was an alligator head filled with Stretch Armstrong stuff. A few weeks ago it was a rubber coated slap bracelet. Keep going friends the boy is a big fan

Happy Pride Month! Iron your flags! (On low heat, with a tea towel or pillow case between the iron and the flag.) Don’t fuck up your rainbows! Love you!

It’s cool how the first 10 or so years of hard rock invented so many image/vibe templates that rock/metal bands still use today - mysterious occultists (Zeppelin) - lost souls tormented by demons (Sabbath) - swaggering virtuosos (Deep Purple) - a bunch of stupid assholes who suck ass (Aerosmith)

AT 👏 NIGHT 👏 ALL 👏 CATS 👏 ARE 👏 GREY 👏

The charts do not exist to make you feel better. The charts exist to render the suffering crystalline.

DE NIRO: and what made this hoyoverse thing come together was covid. art students would come to us bleeding their parents' dough and beg me for more, they'd say "ah, mr. rothstein we need xiao," and i'd tell 'em to roll again. and they did. everyone who'd buy from us was crazy. rest of em were dead.

Fish pic! One for the yūshō, one for naming Yokozuna. #Natsubasho2025

I like shorts, they're comfy & easy to wear!

Make me famous so I can pay my friends medical bills and buy them and me new PC's so we can go to vr strip clubs and play garfield kart furious racing together thanks.

King Charles' recent visit to Canada:

Testing for radon with a periodic table and a ouija planchette