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I was raPUNzel, once upon a time. south florida. she/her. ally. no dms.
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i’m more interested in making those leopards endangered species than laughing while they eat faces.

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ngl, mcdonald’s horchata latte kpods change the morning coffee game.

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someone just told me i reminded her of patricia field. but i really think she meant betsy johnson 😳

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is “yoga drama” like “jumbo shrimp”?

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surprised/not surprised that spongebro squareface wound up at fbi

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youtu.be/xcLdbsrSngA?... Beats❤️🎹🥁🎸 @margolispei.bsky.social @thetweetgoeson.bsky.social @rlwl68.bsky.social @randilynisin.bsky.social #BlueBeats @peacebird.bsky.social @swonder.bsky.social @ladybear.bsky.social @donnajspears52.bsky.social @olszewskijc1891.bsky.social @mistyglen.bsky.social

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i found an old composition book filled with hashtag game puns. my favorite so far: a whiter shade of yale.

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don’t snort it all in one place!

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Ponder Woman 1984 Thinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy Tommy Wiseau's The Ruminate Consider House Rules

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#ASongOrMovieForThinking the bad muse bears

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#ASongOrMovieForThinking deem weaver

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#ASongOrMovieForThinking con(centrate)air

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#ASongOrMovieForThinking bat out of dwell

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on golden ponder #ASongOrMovieForThinking

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#Asongormovieforthinking Won't you come home Sensible Bailey

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"Why did you only like my informative post and not repost it?" "Because your images didn't include alt text for my vision-impaired mufos who use readers, ya thoughtless bint!"

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i thought donald trump was elon’s 13th child?

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motion to start calling “fucking” “organ-izing”

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danny has the most insane luck when it comes to finding (the perfect) parking spots. it’s a cross between good karma and better radar. karmadar? radkarma? either way, it’s remarkable.

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women are not flintstone vitamins

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thomas crooks knew he’d either martyr trump or get him elected. he didn’t care which because he also knew he wouldn’t be around to suffer like the rest of us.

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the word oaf stands for “of a fetterman”

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the word oaf stands for “of a fetterman”

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working hard to protect our local wildlife

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victoria jackson is the kristy swanson of roseanne barrs

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so she’s a loan officer then? #CursedImages #ClickBait

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first night on a new sleep number bed was not great. the cooling fan was so noisy i felt like i was sleeping in a large hadron collider

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emil bove and stephen miller both look like bad attempts to clone roy cohn.

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$MELANIA is pronounced “smellania”, right?

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i saw two cybertrucks passing yesterday and won the round of punch schmucky

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sometimes i think to myself “i can’t believe bluesky’s the one that made it”

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if there really is gold missing at fort knox i’d question these two first

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trying to figure out how releasing the tate brothers brings down the cost of eggs?

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