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Godzilla & Star Trek fan, movie lover, and generally whatever you call a nerd who is bad at math. I'm also a father, married, and over 40. So I am what you would call an elderly Millennial. He/him.
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I'm old enough to remember when the sick fucks in the Trump administration promised that Kilmar Abrego Garcia would "never return" to the US. Now that that didn't work, they are going to prosecute him for fake crimes when we all know the real criminals are running the show.

submitted 6 hours ago • 14 comments

Soft vampress life ™️ because I’m sadistic for a living. God forbid a girl have a full calendar of beating up men for mutual enjoyment.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Everyone, I beg of you. If you’re gonna park in a disabled spot with no placard don’t have a vanity plate. Especially one I can make fun off. (Also, you’re single because you’re a piece of shit.)

submitted 6 hours ago • 17 comments

The blockbuster horror film "Sinners" features the Mississippi Band of Choctaw Indians in a short, impactful scene. For some Choctaw, it is the first time they've heard their language and seen their culture accurately portrayed on screen.

submitted 8 hours ago • 12 comments

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 7 The Works of Man A Human Work

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

工具怪獣はあと2体追加予定で、特撮風宇宙人と洋風クリーチャー怪獣でいこうと思うわね

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

河童

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

磯撫で 大きな尾鰭で船上の人を叩いて海に落とす

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

日本の珍生物

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

本当にかっこよすぎる❤️❤️❤️

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

ツチノコ 胴が太い蛇のような姿の珍生物

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

とりあえず完成！！ あとはポーズを取らせたり非対称に整えたりするだけ

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

submitted 1 day ago • 78 comments

thinking a lot about elmer fudd as a kind of yul brynner character. imagining him wearing a black turtleneck and smoking on a late night show

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If one day you find yourself belonging to something called “the Catturd Army” you need to IMMEDIATELY change every single thing in your life, 100%. Do and say and be the exact opposite of everything you’ve done and said and been. Right now!!

submitted 22 hours ago • 47 comments

As foretold in the prophecy

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

The fight between Musk and Trump is fundamentally all about people losing their healthcare. If you don’t know how to capitalize on that and you keep insisting it’s all a distraction you need to find another line of work.

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

hi, divorce expert here! this is not funny, JD Vance only does this when he's in extreme distress.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I have no memory of this, but I know I played this game and have vivid memories of lots of it. So either I didn't make it this far or I oddly memory-holed this part.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

IMPORTANTLY, what is the world changing action that folks are being *distracted* from? Scrolling????

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Maybe the Democratic Party had a plan after all! Stay quiet and the Republicans will get so fight-starved, they’ll start beating THEMSELVES up!

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

EMERGENCY PODCAST: Alien Vs Predator Ft. @milesklee.bsky.social we talk about the elon vs trump pedophile war + their nuclear fallout, then go over the bitcoin convention and the freaks who attended it last weekend Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2ha... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3KnK...

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 1 day ago • 237 comments

If this means Musk ends up penniless and Trump in jail, it still won't be worth all we're going through, but it would help.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Good work, everyone.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

big book announcement from me tomorrow btw!! www.ignitionpress.com and sign up for their newsletter to hear about it

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Spicy art heist thriller! From us! September 2025! 🙇🏼‍♀️💗

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Drawing this cover was such a treat. I can't wait for this book.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Voyeur comic cover full illustration. 🧍‍♂️

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

After a While 🐊

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

*attenborough voice* like the mighty salmon, elon musk can already sense that his end is near... and so now begins his last great journey, swimming relentlessly upstream to the garbage centrist democrat spawning grounds where his lifecycle began

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

from the article "christmas carp"

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

don jr furiously printing out epstein emails and shredding them at mar-a-lago

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

"the rift between the two men who are singularly driving our entire world into hell is a distraction" me, with severe (even medicated) ADHD, getting sidetracked by my dad's 1988 yearbook and deciding where to put my many small fruit jams I got for Christmas: what the fuck are you talking about man

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Term limited but vote out and harangue people like this forever.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Let’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

everything is so personalized these days why do sis dudes need their own diet coke

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

this is basically a full confirmation, given the merrick garland of it all

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

ICE made up lies about gang affiliation so that they could terrorize a child's birthday party. newrepublic.com/post/196138/...

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

watching people on x who have invested heavily in supporting both musk and trump try to navigate the cognitive dissonance and some of the results are just objectively funny

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

miss when movies would doll up a man like this like why is michael caine serving face so early in the morning

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Please Like Me

submitted 1 day ago • 213 comments

I feel like another dynamic here is that Stephen Miller is the real President and Musk is fucking his wife

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

He fired my mom.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk genuinely thought firing thousands of government workers and killing hundreds of thousands of people by cutting foreign aid was going to make people love him. The moment that didn’t happen, he went down a spiral he’ll never escape from and it’s kind of nice to watch.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

okay shut it down we found the best and hottest take.

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments