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🏆 Presenting the front page of tomorrow's Inquirer, memorializing the Eagles' second Super Bowl win.

‘Abbott Elementary’ star Jalen Hurts is the MVP for the 2025 #SuperBowl

So............ I have to teach about the U.S. Constitution today to an introductory level class. How on earth am I supposed to pretend everything is just working normally? Answer: I'm not going to pretend. I'm telling it like it is.

Times are tough, but we still have #Fishbone. open.spotify.com/track/0Z5YK9...

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

We could’ve had Tim 😭

Tariff-inflated prices pass the pain along to consumers, many of whom voted for Trump. Good job, asshole.

Save the platitudes and man the ramparts.

30M users 1B posts 🤝 bluesky milestone achieved this week

Well Goddamn, #CharlotteFlair. They're pulling out all the stops, I see. #RoyalRumble #RoyalRumble2025 #WWE

The pop for Alex Bliss was something else. #RoyalRumble #RoyalRumble2025

Lmaooooooooooo

It bears repeating and repeating ad nauseum: If you withheld support from Biden/Harris as a means of advocating for Palestinian nationhood and the aspirations of the Palestinian people and you did not see this moment coming: You are a performative, sloganeering and politically incompetent rube.

To recap, Trump: -Forced out the FAA chief at Musk's insistence -Imposed a hiring freeze that reportedly included air traffic controllers -Fired the TSA head and gutted a key aviation safety committee -Blamed the DCA crash on DEI This is disastrous leadership.

He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

What's weird is I'm seeing Dems do exactly what people are demanding they do and only being met with cynicism and horrid responses. Yeah, folks, the problem has always been *us*.

I'm so sorry I can't stop laughing. OpenAI, the company built on stealing literally the entire internet, is crying because DeepSeek may have trained on the outputs from ChatGPT. They're crying their eyes out. What a bunch of hypocritical little babies. Cry more, freaks. www.ft.com/content/a0df...

Gunther's a great heel champion. #WWE #RAW #WWERAW

At least ONE Pennsylvania NFL team still knows how to win in the playoffs. #FlyEaglesFly #SadSteelersFan