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LGBTQ+ Supporter. ✡️ Anti-Trump since 70s. Democracy supporter 💙. No crypto. Retired. no DMs. Fully vaxed and boosted, #BlueCrew #Resist #EndTheFilibuster
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Sisters Shaina (l) and Shelby just hanging out.

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Is grammar that difficult for a bumper sticker maker?

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“Democracy is coming to the USA” Leonard Cohen Not! youtu.be/ifwtWF485HU?...

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Market down again today: 4 April 2025 Market Close DJ Industrial Average - DJI -5.50% DJ Composite Average - DJC -5.00% DJ Transportation Average - DJT -3.38% DJ Utility Average - DJU -5.02% Russell 2000 -4.55% S&P 500 -5.97% NASDAQ Composite - 5.82%

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Long story short…

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Trump market crash numbers: 3 April 2025 Market Close DJ Industrial Average - DJI -3.98% DJ Composite Average - DJC -4.64% DJ Transportation Average - DJT -9.15% DJ Utility Average - DJU -0.36% Russell 2000 -6.59% S&P 500 -4.84% NASDAQ Composite - 5.97%

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Fake cheesehead!

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My single friend got a vasectomy.

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Millions of people lined the parade route!

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I’m going to start teaching short people math.

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Cleaned for free!

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Bat Shit and Robbing!

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If you have sex in a Cybertruck, is that cybersex?

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I asked my daughter to give me the phone book.

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The Trump Tariffs are leading to the Trumpcession!

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The market indices are crashing. The Trump Recession is coming. Fuck Trump.

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I have a cat on me.

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Relatives? Naw…just three fellers along for the ride! Dr Seuss.

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What about eating the cats?

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Shaina was napping, minding her own business, when Shelby jumped up and began treading on her sister. Several minutes later, they’re still hanging out together.

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Bren @kindofnerdy.bsky.social great new Starter Pack go.bsky.app/PNuT5U1

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Benedict Donald—the 1st Russian supporting President in … forever!

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That’s a nasty bug you got there.

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Thank you President Trump! I can’t wait for your recession to hit! I can’t wait for Social Security to fail to pay my next pension payment! Actually, Fuck You Trump!

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The Man from Moscow

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Is it Red Nose Day yet?

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Dear couples, what do you do after an orgasm?

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Is there an air fryer that can handle a family of 8?

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Sisterly love: as long as Shelby kept her face away from Shaina, lying across my leg. There was some hissing, at first.

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The Borowitz Report: Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE). open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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The northern end of the Atlantic City Boardwalk just after sunrise:

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Pooh asked: is it Summer yet?

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Poll: Obama the most popular living President. Musk the least. open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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1/29: first commercial plane crash in 16 yrs-DC 1/31: Learjet crash-Philly 2/5: Japan Airlines plane strikes Delta flight on runway-Seattle 2/6: Bering Air flight wrecks-Nome, Alaska 2/10: Plane crashes-Scottsdale, AZ 2/12: Military fighter jet crashes-San Diego Bay 2/16: Plane crashes-Covington, GA

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I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.

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How would you describe yourself?

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Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I’ve gotten so far.

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Bro, how’s my cat?

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The damned Senate just confirmed a vaccine denier as Secretary of Health and Human Services! What. The. Fuck.

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How the Air Friar was invented…

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