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randymoon.bsky.social
“top 5 white people this decade” - guy in my chat 27 • 🇨🇦 • any pronouns because i’m #woke
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scalp massages feel so good i almost started moaning at the hairdresser

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

i was in hot topic today and the cashier’s name tag said cthulhu

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

stranger things is actually good af when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s cringe

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

it’s because you’re always on that damn period

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i’ve had two bowls of miso soup today

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i already have a no soliciting sign on my front door but apparently i also need one that says “ring this bell before 10am and i will kill you with my bare hands”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

we’ve reached that part of winter where i just feel like this every day

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

🚨 new video just dropped! 🚨 youtu.be/Lvchs2s3Ju8?...

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

this is sick youtu.be/8tglf_zkUDc?...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

thrift store smelled extra musty today which i knew had to mean i was going to score big time and i was so right

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

sure i may have a yt video with almost 2 mil views but this is my true crowning achievement

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

is it normal for your ecg reading to look like this

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

every day for the past week my cat has dropped a single piece of kibble into her water dish. at this point i can only assume it’s deliberate but like. why

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

*on the phone with the pharmacy* haha noo you hang up first

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe I’d like ai more if it could find a way to make my mom go to therapy

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

wish you could block songs on spotify

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I've got a new Video out! What was once a flawless masterpiece is now starting to show it's cracks as the problems of the game become more and more apparent with each passing Year. Is Dark Souls truly ready for a Remake after 14 years? FULL VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7vZ...

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

got my period for the first time in a while which i guess explains why i was acting utterly insane last week

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

chappell roan is a fellow peanut butter on waffles truther CONFIRMED ‼️

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

making picrews has been strangely therapeutic for me lately

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

just learned spencer from smosh is on cameo so now you all know what to get me for my birthday

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

this song was the original good luck babe

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

how it feels to ask what song is playing

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

my cat is the only cat i’ve ever met who just doesn’t really gaf about treats

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

how life feels after getting a new tattoo

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i had a dream i was getting my pussy tattooed

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

as a perfume fan can i call myself a frag hag or is that problematic

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

remember when video games had space for notes in the back of the instruction manual

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photos taken moments before disaster

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

continuing the platinum randymizer in 15 minutes! www.youtube.com/live/JfmubmS...

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

absolutely not a new or groundbreaking opinion but i sprayed by the fireplace on myself at sephora today and i am obsessed. why does the full bottle have to be $200 😭

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

new video! youtu.be/jrAGcJyI_k8?...

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

i love how pinterest users will comment on pins complimenting the op/asking them questions as if they were the one who took the photo when 99.99% of all photos on the site are stolen from tumblr or instagram and reuploaded without credit

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

every night i go to bed like what fucked up images will my brain choose to show me tonight?

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

i trimmed my bangs and they look bad

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

going live again in an hour and a half! be there or be square www.youtube.com/live/33V4saF...

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments