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He said: “Long live the king.” Who wants a Luigi hat and when are headed to #Washington?

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WOODY: “How do we make interesting indie films that show the true latent female dominance over the patriarchy?” BUZZ: “Handjobs. Handjobs everywhere.”

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What in the nut is Katamari Damacy?? Let’s find out over on #twitch… twitch.tv/ranksarpac

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#Vdsy bae make me b like sounghob

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#America after less than a month of this shit:

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Happy to have “The #Election Result” back up on #TikTok! It was temporarily removed for being flagged as “hate speech” against Trump until it was appealed. I invite you: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT26k5KXm/

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#News Anchor Goes Off During #Election Broadcast Part 3 #Comedy #Parody

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#NewsAnchor Goes off During #Election Broadcast #Pt2

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The #Election Result with Morton Salt - Anchor Goes Off Part 1

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I’m ready to fight on Greenland’s/Mexico’s/Denmark’s side. Please conscript me when the world finally goes to war against the U.S. to uninstall the dictator permanently.

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The new #YouTubeStudio blows dogs for quarters.

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I still believe in a time when we used to all agree as Americans that WE HATED NAZIS. And now this is controversial? I mean… I’m all in on Nazi scalp hunting.

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Watch as a local newscaster has a meltdown on live TV delivering election headlines! “The Election Result with Morton Salt” is AIRING NOW over on the Rank Sarpac #YouTube channel! youtu.be/xFxwzFrr16M?...

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His own bot won’t even lie for them. #FuckMAGA

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TONIGHT! The Election Result with Morton Salt! Watch a local newscaster lose his damn mind over the state of America. 🇺🇸 Tonight at 6:00 PM CST only on the Rank Sarpac YouTube. youtu.be/xFxwzFrr16M?...

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After 50 long days of hiatus, we return with a brand NEW VIDEO: “The Election Result with Morton Salt”. Dropping TOMORROW at 6:00 PM CST. Only on the Rank Sarpac #YouTube channel.

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Here’s the full list of seditious traitors from Trump’s #pardons. Should anyone be compelled to give those Nazis something they can’t take off. www.newsweek.com/full-list-ja...

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I will abstain from watching the Nazi rally on TV today. I think I’ll play Stardew with my girlfriend instead.

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Fuck you, #Snoop. Fucking Nazi.

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This #TikTokBan absolutely reeks. All this drama for it to last 12 hours and have this said: “We thank President Trump for providing the necessary clarity and assurance to our service providers…” Bull. Shit. Fuck TikTok.

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Apparently I’m also on #Likee now! What’s Likee? I dunno! I’m just posting my content! Leave me alone! But also follow me! l.likee.video/p/xAGOFk

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Be sure to join the SarPack and follow me on #Clapper! Now that TikTok is dead! clapperapp.com/group/qnXQWq...

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Sometimes… if you gaze long into a mirror, the mirror gazes also into you.

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We’ve begun. Do you think #Clapper knows what’s coming? Follow me for a new daily upload journey!

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First one to do the right thing about Dump gets an ofrenda in my bedroom.

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I don’t appreciate how we all just allowed “DONTTRUSTME” by 3OH!3 to happen to society and NOBODY talks about it.

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How I feel about President #JimmyCarter today.

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Sorry about the delayed video release. We’re getting over the worst flu ever together. #SickTogetherStaysTogether

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Love is capturing burst EVPs on a Friday night together. #GhostAdventures

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Who’s ready to go BACK to Hogwarts for fourth year? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire on GameCube is streaming LIVE NOW! Over on the Rank Sarpac #twitch channel. Twitch.tv/ranksarpac

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I only dress for the mail gays.

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I need someone who looks at me the way Kelsey Grammer’s wife looks at Eric. #KelseyGrammer starred in Moneyplane.

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Who else is #sick at home watching #RocketMan because they’re 34 and their backs and immune systems are failing and they want to feel like the world isn’t falling apart and #ToysRUs still exists and oh god I’m spiraling- WHERE IS GEOFFREY? GEOFFREY!?! It’s so cold… … I’m fine. I’ve always been fine.

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If #Oppenheimer wanted to create nuclear fission, he could’ve just left a bowl of soup in the microwave for a minute past its cook time.

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So… if that dude was the #CEO of one company, and was un-alived from one “Deny, Defend, Depose”… and since #Elonia is the CEO of two companies, and owner of six… maybe SIX “Deny, Defend, Depose”s?? PLEASE?

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Sooo… does my logged three hours of #Fortnite back in 2019 qualify me for that $114? ‘Cause deddy needs v-cheddar.

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It’s sad that my last bastion of hope in the news is waiting for the government to confirm alien #drones exist. That would at least imply that there are better organisms out there to explore and caretake the universe. Because we’re not making it out of The Great Filter.

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To all future #casting agents: I do full behindal nudity.

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“Did you know you can keep a baby alive for twelve days on tartar sauce alone?” -RFK Jr.

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Have a phone #wallpaper.

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@theamynicholson.bsky.social Though I have no standard poodle, I have one starshot dream that I’ve been scared to wish: for Amy Nicholson to give a two sentence review of a short film I made based on my diary I kept in rehab. For your comedic consideration: S H A N D L I N G youtu.be/5xI-smCNIfk?...

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RON! What are you up to? There’s STREAMING afoot at Hogvitz School of Witchcraft & Husbandry! We’re back with more #HarryPotter & the Chamber of Secrets for #GameCube! The live show is NOW on #twitch! Twitch.tv/@ranksarpac

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Look At This Stupid Thing has arrived on #TikTok in its entirety! Go ahead, you know you want to! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYyY4bSB/

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LIVE NOW ON #twitch! We’re streaming Harry Potts & His Dirty Chamber for a few hours! Stop on in! It’s really weird! Twitch.tv/@RankSarpac

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We’re about to Go Live and stream Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets shortly on GameCube to blow off some steam on stream! On the Rank Sarpac twitch channel: Twitch.tv/@ranksarpac

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Look at This #Stupid Thing Part 3 #ComedyBluesky #Insouciance

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