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in a city brass and ink i wandered crisping cinder scrolls to dust, breaking cryptic little emblems in my hands. you were never quite sure what i was, gentle witness that you played, and i was never really there
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(towering man of stone softens and turns to flesh) villager 1: Father softens villager 2: He changes! Spring anthem! flesh man: Ghu...hmmmm.. villagers: (in unison) GIFT! GIFT! villager 3: Let there be a gift! flesh man: (reaches into his torso and extracts a nectarine dripping with blood and honey)

people love to act like the great onion doesn't grow and change at night. in darkness. even though they know it does

its wednesday on fulsome earth. time for all to attend the dance of chains

i got eaten by unlimited condors

Damn Man ft. Ooh Crazy - Yes (No)

(talking into my pocket) main phone make phone call

there should be materials you can find

mortal luther kombat jr

We see you’re in a hellscape and we’re sending in Hell Team 1 to get you back to the overworld

VET: We're having a sale. I can give you heartworms, from a dog, for $50. ME: Oh. No... I don't need a dog disease. VET: I can't wait to go to your funeral. ME: VET: The coroner has a special deal with me. He tells me when everyone dies. And I give him free pet ailments to keep him diseased.

girl on date with me: So where are you from me: i live in a cave and eat bugs girl on date with me: Wow a cave? Like a hole in the world? me: the world is the hole

joyous news. i have been accepted as something called the "bound apprentice" by an entity of encroaching shadow

dying goatman call me close, 'queath me handful fragile loess ask me "keep this sandy earth", dying goatman heaven-birth

sorry i dont care about your life. i am planning to build 52 towers

I’m. Too yeti for my yurt.

god wants us to wear a long robe. god wants me to question deep glacier-by-sea who learned to walk like us but still remembers low song. i can move smooth in a wet tunic until my salted eyes forget light. i can breathe long like him, and i will know blue thoughts he designed alone without the sun

a person can enter any large rock or boulder. they are hollow. inside these behemoths you will find a chair, and a lamp, and you will be allowed to stay, and you will feel at home. you may find yourself unwilling to leave. millions now live a stone life. it's no secret that i will join them soon

worm is earth’s long pal

me: (praying) i like eating apples. but it should make a louder sound God: You dont ask for much. I can make it a little bit louder. me: 1000 times louder

me: (on the phone) yes i am eating chips on the beach. its not 1973 anymore dad people eat chips on the beach. hang on theres a man approaching me pigeon: ayo me: whats good pigeon: me and all my boys like chips me: dad i gotta call you back theres a guy talking to me

i think when you go outside there should be an extraordinary march of little bears swaying to and fro in the fat hum of salacious jazz music. "the kuma's reverie"