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“You are the way and the wayfarers. And when one of you falls down he falls for those behind him, a caution against the stumbling stone. Aye, and he falls for those ahead of him, who, though faster and surer of foot, yet removed not the stumbling stone.
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Text from girlfriend: I love u more than anything else Me: I love all the letters equally Her: I need to see other people

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Dedicated to Volodymyr Zelenskyy 🤘🇺🇦 www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlq...

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Watching Joffrey and Reek trying to bully Jon Snow was quite a thing.

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Waitress: Would you like to hear the specials? Customer: Sure. Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶

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I bet the next pope will be an Opus DEI hire.

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An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

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A shark swims faster than me, but I probably run faster than the shark. So, in a triathlon, it all depends on who is the better cyclist.

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Nazi salutes are having a moment. Our critic weighs in. Steve Bannon’s offered precise form worthy of 1930s Germany, but Elon Musk’s honored the drug-fueled mania of the original Nazis.

submitted 10 days ago • 42 comments

If you see me talking to myself just move along, I’m self employed and we’re having a staff meeting. 😂😂

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Pluto’s reclassification in 2006 it was accompanied by an ex-planetary note.

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These LLMs really know their target audience’s intelligence level; I’ll give them that

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[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!

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wearing a monacle over each eye to ensure i make a complete spectacle of myself

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Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way

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A 'foible' is something coughed up by cats in New York.

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When I was growing up, swipe meant steal, and now it means to buy something.

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#BobMarley #Unite #Resistance #TheOppositionMovement #UP

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🧪 If I were Canadian PM I would immediately: 1. Create a new $15B science fund 2. Offer any credentialed US scientist funding for lab startup and replacement of NIH grants if they move to Canada 3. Immediate permanent residency 4. Citizenship after 2 years Overnight a science superpower

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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

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AC/DC, wearing hammer pants to accommodate the biggest balls of them all.

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BREAKING: Elon Musk purchases the social media platform MySpace and renames it, ahead of its relaunch. #MeinSpace

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Grace Tame: "I find Murdoch’s assault on our democracy far more offensive and disrespectful than swear words on a T-shirt." "Amen." Dave Milner, The Shot. theshot.net.au/uncategorize...

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a dead bee is called a been

submitted 34 days ago • 25 comments

"You get more conservative when you get older" only really worked for the generations that got RICHER as they got older. The real truth was always just "You get more selfish the more money you have." @nataliereed84.bsky.social

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It's funny how Evangelicals instill the fear of the ever-burning fires of damnation in Hell if they choose to live a Sinful life, and then trump comes along and they sign up for it like it's a ride at Disney World..

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If someone says “I could care less” instead of “I couldn’t care less” please let them know they are saying they care which is likely not their intention. Or don’t, I couldn’t care less.

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The boys are back in town and see a dog on the side of the road ,licking its balls. Boys #1....... I wish I could do that Boys #2...... You should probably pat him first

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Link: www.smashwords.com/books/view/6... #writingcommunity #booksky

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Slapped the Nazi F'n wig right off of his Nazi F'n head ;)

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

Why is Jesus the only person that gets his worst day made into a necklace?

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"Until the philosophy which holds one race superior and another inferior is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned: the dream of lasting peace and the rule of international morality will remain but a fleeting illusion, to be pursued but never attained" Haile Selassie I Rastafari

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remember, the blitzkrieg is intended to make you feel like there is nothing you can do about it; that’s the only reason to go forward in this haphazard and sloppy manner all in the first week and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it

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'Don't Let Bishop Budde Stand Alone: A Challenge to Every Minister in America.' READ AND SHARE POST: johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dont-let-b...

submitted 39 days ago • 224 comments

My lawyer hot take is that the lawyers defending the birthright citizenship EO should be driven from the practice. They shouldn't know a day's rest and should never get to practice law again.

submitted 39 days ago • 125 comments

Since Donald will be dead I hope they ratify this so we can bring Obama back again.

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Who did this??? Show yourself!🤣🤣🤣 Tag the artist if y’all know who it is please🙏

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Light travels faster than sound.. This is why some people appear bright until they speak! 😛😛😛

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