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the president should have to live in a 3 square foot shed with no doors or lights

arkansas is a myth

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broke: ‘legacy admission’ woke:

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Ill-nurtur’d, crooked, churlish, harsh in voice, O’erworn, despised, rheumatic, and cold, Thick-sighted, barren, lean, and lacking juice

he should see binghamton ny now

If there is not soon a 3/4 time polka called "The Harris Wal(t)z" what are we even doing as a nation

i think it was one of teddy roosevelt’s kids who once handed a diplomat a snake? need to look this up

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getting biden ready for the election by injecting hgh into his pituitary gland so he grows to be like 18 feet tall 800 lbs by november. his body is collapsing under the strain and hes also overcome with animalistic rage so they keep him chained howling in a filthy dungeon eating whole live pigs

i spy…with my little eye…a little guy

when you’re too bonkers for the Fifth Circuit

I never caught a break between my quarter-life crisis and my midlife crisis.

why does womens basketball and other womens sports have women cheerleaders. they should have male cheerleaders with slutty little waists

Yes, and let's remember the young martyrs of Ferguson, Missouri in all this, too. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

omg is that what her face looks like??? what’s wrong with it????

this story is so fucking bananas.

i’m frickin crying dude 😂😂

shamelessly leapfrogging off this horse story to tell one about a horse-riding date my parents went on before they were married

a good reminder that when conservatives talk about "limited government," they do not mean that the state in all of its forms should be limited in how it touches individuals, they mean that the national state should not interfere with the overbearing and tyrannical use of local political authority

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“Princep Imperato”??????? are you kidding me bro

Call me crazy but I don't think it's a good idea to let individual States have their own foreign policy

Wrath Month vibes. Trans Day of Revenge

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