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The longer I live on this planet, the more I understand why roosters start their day screaming.

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if Trump wants to call himself a king, I'm not opposed to giving him the royal treatment

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we should start clapping again when the plane lands successfully

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I have 99 problems and I'm thinking about all of them

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RFK Jr. wants to ban psychiatric meds because if they don’t exist, his family can’t keep trying to sneak them into his dinner

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In 40 years, the Musk kids will be living their own version of Succession

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I love this

submitted 11 days ago • 3289 comments

under RFK Jr. eggs will be cheaper they'll also give you salmonella. finally health policies that kill you before the vaccines do

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stop saying Elon’s kid is a "human shield". It's insulting. this is America—we’ve never let kids stop us before

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

Kendrick has made me realize that I'm not hating to my full potential

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submitted 19 days ago • 25 comments

I will not rest until they drag elon out by his hair plugs

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the "department of government efficiency" is as much of a government agency as Old Navy is a maritime defense force

submitted 97 days ago • 17 comments

the most fragile ego award goes to… well, you already know. it feels pretty good to know elon read this and took it personally enough to lock me out of my account.

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1-2% of total federal revenue comes from tarrifs and Trump wants to fund the whole government with them. this is the economic equivalent of finding a dollar in your coat and deciding you don’t need a job anymore

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we’re tanking supply chains for a revenue stream that wouldn’t even cover Congress’s denture adhesive budget

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Every pro tariff person I’ve met is economically illiterate

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Trump has officially ended the de minimis rule, which allowed imports under $800 to enter the U.S. tax-free. This loophole let companies like SHEIN, Temu, and even Amazon sellers keep prices artificially low by avoiding tariffs. Now, import taxes will apply, meaning higher prices for consumers.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

This is a national emergency:

submitted 22 days ago • 2192 comments

Crazy how ‘he won’t do that’ always turns into ‘well, actually…’ when it’s too late.

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was every dad obsessing over WWII just prep for when we’d have to relive it?

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the latest Tesla goes from Berlin to Warsaw in one charge

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my favorite cocktail is taking a half glass of bourbon and adding a half glass of bourbon to it

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

stubbed my toe. fucking DEI

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Trump just signed an executive order putting “United States” at the top of all online drop-down menus

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

Under the Desk News is spreading a fake info that the new press secretary & her husband were set up on a blind date by Matt Gaetz. They never checked their sources. never checked why the claim was removed from Wiki (it was vandalism). & now, even after being corrected, they’re keeping the rumor up

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I think I’ve figured out exactly what Trump is doing with tariffs. Trump’s trade policy targets Canada and Mexico—two democratic allies—with 25% blanket tariffs, while leaving Chinese goods at an average of just 2.9% (across all industries). By making trade with Canada and Mexico less viable, 1/3

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yes I watched The Substance

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the Trump admin is bragging about ICE carrying out 308 arrests on Tuesday. For comparison- the average DAILY number of ICE arrests under Biden was 310 The difference isn’t the policy; it’s the performance.

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DHS just shut down its advisory committees mid-investigation of Salt Typhoon—a Chinese cyberattack that hacked 9 major U.S. telecom networks & accessed government officials’ private texts. Our communications are compromised,& DHS is dismantling the teams that protect us.

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Can’t wait for the rebranding campaign where they tell us the swastika is actually about unity and renewable energy.

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40% of every retail dollar flows through Amazon and Walmart. HALF of their top sellers are Chinese companies that pay ZERO in taxes in the US, despite billions in sales. We don’t need tariffs—we need platforms to require US-registered entities to ensure tax fairness

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I was interviewed at CES this morning. We mentioned that consumers will decide whether they want to be on a platform that is “unfiltered free speech “ or “ moderated”. I mentioned that I loved @bsky.app , and spontaneously people started clapping 🔥.

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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

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