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1% of vapes should emit a single putrid puff at random. Imagine the camaraderie. You see a man doubled over on the sidewalk, retching. You clap him on the shoulder: "Hit a dark cloud, eh? There, there... today you; tomorrow me." You hold him in your arms

The Ramones Incel JarJar Binks 🤝 I wanna beesa dated

I hate how the term "cancelled" gets so overused. Just heard someone say some TV show was "cancelled"... I looked it up and no one did anything cancellable they literally just *ended* it 🙃

I thought the band was called "The December Wrists" and it was no fap november thing

had a dream that my dog took me to be euthanized

doing the 100 Men Challenege but with women and instead of sex it's my INFJ smirk

that sigh of relief when i worry i'm being trolled but then the bio has this

financing my treatlerism with ku klux klarna

(Returning to date after embarrassingly long bowel movement) Sorry that took a while haha I'm like. Super dehydrated? So my pee was kinda thick, came out real slow like a tree sap taffy. Forgot my scissors so I had to pull it all out real careful. Anyway, how was the lobster?

As a trans language nerd, I envision a future where we gender-inflect verbs, adj's & ALL pronouns. I hate questions like "Can you hear me?"—I can never truly know if they meant "you (female)". Inflecting into something like "Can youa heara meo?" would validate me AND the (in this case, male) speaker

oh my god

Hm. Interesting. Would you make a *сis* girl wear a condom? 🤔

My "9/11" actually happened ON 9/11. 2001, to be exact. Likewise, my "Roman Empire" spanned from the Euphrates to Hadrian's Wall. I am quite at home in reality.

one cool thing about writing is how every second of it is miserable unless you suck at it

And the next pope is... Another straight white сis male. Color me shocked.

you ever get secondhand gender dysphoria

thoughts on lingerie

We assume "an" arose as a variation of "a", because it's used less frequently (before words beginning with vowels). But "an" came first! We started omitting the N before words beginning with consonants around the 13th century.

People assume "knowable" is constructed literally from "able to be known". But the word "able" and the suffix "-able" are not etymologically related!

"How's it going" when you KNOW my pronouns are she/her 🙃

So funny when a сis person swears they're not transphobiс. Like bitсh I'M transphobiс.

Access to headphones has nothing to do with why people play music/instagram slop on their iPhones in public. It's cope against feeling an utter lack of agency in their lives. Blasting reels lets them experience Subjecting Others to Something

(med school student remembering 'LGBTQ') Let's Go Bеat The Quееrs

I made a Road Rage Pride Flag

some thoughts on catharsis

my #1 Mandela Effect is I swear white smoke meant the pope was successfully cremated

it's called a "mock u mentary" bc it mocks you, by even asking for your attention, when there are countless documentaries about life-or-death issues facing our communities.

tfw you hear the most exquisite polyphony carried on the cherubic voice of a Florentine castrato fast approaching but then it's just an electric car

All I wanted to do was make other users smile.

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Niche pet peeve I had in high school was if my friends got high and someone's like "Durrr what if your blue looks like my red". THAT's your trippy qualia thought? Fuсking moron. You think my experience of blue would have any analog? You'd enter permanent psychosis if you saw it.

"I have a boyfriend" That's ok I'm poly !

call her a exi𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒉alist the way she fartre

I unequivocally condemn the actions of 'Barbecue Becky'. Her motivations were racist and reprehensible—full stop. That being said, the titular 'barbecue' *was* likely the result of a lifetime of animal suffering on a factory farm.

Fasсism invariably asks you to desecrate what's sacred to you. That's its promise: act out your resentment against the sacred for asking anything of you; asking a life of you at all. You're already dead—which is why you wish death on the living.

short guys are like "I love underboob" ? As opposed to..?

If you have boundaries, you're bad at boundaries. Being good at boundaries means not needing to say them. Or even know what they are.

wow this blew up 😅 i don't have anything to plug.

zoboomafoo

Funny how 0.0% of conservatives actually light their homes with anything but Morgue White. They're all germaphobes who find pale white light 'clean'. They're just pretending to be mad. Conservatives never act on their resentment if doing so would resolve (deprive them of) that resentment

late to the party but this is the most insane 2 seconds in the history of music