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crazy that after elon did this weird salute that nobody can identify, all these other right wing weirdos keep doing the same salute. almost like it has some kind of commonly-agreed-upon meaning

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 1 day ago • 300 comments

oh cool, my new keyboard has a “Make Everything Briefly Useless” button right next to where I position the trackpad

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

I hear the new Bond girl is called Alexa Ordermorestuff

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 7 days ago • 67 comments

Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji

submitted 12 days ago • 150 comments

it's so important to make time for yourself, rest, treat yourself gently and with kind words. you, not me, I have to run myself ragged until I collapse in a pile of exhausted self-hatred but you should definitely self care.

submitted 13 days ago • 56 comments

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

submitted 14 days ago • 426 comments

it is october 2023. drake just tied michael jackson in #1 hits. he worked so hard. he is so happy. whatever lays ahead, his future is bright.

submitted 14 days ago • 19 comments

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

submitted 15 days ago • 100 comments

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

submitted 17 days ago • 171 comments

LEAVE NOAA ALONE YOU MFERS

submitted 19 days ago • 46 comments

Musk has already stolen so much from us - Grimes - funny harmless dog meme where it makes a cute face - space travel being cool - electric vehicles being cool - an entire letter of the alphabet being cool - sex itself being cool now he's stealing the government, it's been quite an escalation

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments

Nothing was done, and nothing seemed capable of being done

submitted 20 days ago • 19 comments

Shall we be dragged by him to the bottom of the sea? Shall we be towed by him to the infernal world?

submitted 22 days ago • 15 comments

I should be calling my representatives about the utter chaos going on, but I don't know if I can moderate my tone here. I'm so goddamn angry.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going

submitted 27 days ago • 474 comments