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Stancil this, stancil that. How about you “stancil” so I can wash your mouth out with soap?

donk he kong

Titus Welliver 12-pointed Slippery Dan

some day I will be as drunk as Jimmy Fallon

heaven to bets he

hole entertainment system

JD Vance is going to be making a John Cena-style TikTok in under a month

are there any other types of casms besides sar?

watching through binoculars as my dick launches into the lower stratosphere and explodes like the Challenger shuttle disaster

Overheard in a restaurant: “Don’t go to grad school, you’ll get arrested”

New from Adams: Governor Cuomo is a human possessed by a Demon… and my friend.

Bosch Legacy sidekick: I’m the Jazz Hacker. Listening to Jazz helps me do my hacks.

hitlerite? No, I don’t think Hitler is “‘ite”, champ. I think he’s fairly bad.

suckin

Nephew In Trouble For Strangling Again theonion.com/nephew-...

"Let them eat space"

I will not stand fori t.

Oh so now it’s bad when a President is homemaxing?