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anyway i'm on the #gravityfalls grindset lately. billfiddlesford if you dare. (and yes i still hate that ship name) archiveofourown.org/works/644103...

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hey girl. still alive over here. r u still up?

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gritting my teeth bahala fucking na....all is well....

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i should call her.... open.spotify.com/track/2bmVP9...

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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's

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electrical technicians outside my window are bantering. heard this guy say "i found the orange wire :) and then i swallowed it :)" deadpan the other dude wasn't even fazed. "that's awesome" he said. oh to be alive

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the funny thing about promoting me to QA is that i am now allowed to verbally slaughter heads of production on the regular. and maybe to slaughter them analog-style as well

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gritting my teeth bahala fucking na....all is well....

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another jinterview tomorrow. sometimes i think its lucky i never work in person anymore bc the level of threatening brandishing i would do with my mobility aid would get me in trouble. jesus fuck, just hire me. i would b better at it out of sheer spite.

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A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

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hey . who up parming their san

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gawd i need a cigrit

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this is it. the time of year where i start thinking "hey what if i bought a risograph printer for 1.5k off eBay and refused to correspond with any living person ever again"

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hey do u guys remember 3 yrs ago on twitter when i talked myself out of this toxic cycle? bc holy shit i need to do that again. where is 2022 ratsplendor when you need them. probs having a smoke + dangling their feet over the edge

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i will never stop being weird and sexual and trans and loudmouthed, & i will continue to love & hope & live in a time that doesn't nurture that in me, & they can try to kill me but i will never die. even when the world is not good, i will be. amen

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i know i'm quiet lately; vast majority of my followers on here r Star Wars peeps + i haven't had anything new in that fandom 4 a minute. most of my queue rn are House MD and Gravity Falls stuff; i think it's interesting which fandoms ended up here vs which are still migrating but 1/

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you know what? fuck you. replaces your doomscrolling feed of choice with puppy hypno

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i decided to start writing poetry on what used to be a shitpost acc so go follow me there if you want more weird shit like this lol

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girl put me in a USPS mailer the way i'll selfship with anyone. fresh boyhole str8 to ur door. i would be the lay of ur life & you can't convince me otherwise. your OTP has nothing on OTMe. etc etc

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passionately. skill issue. open.spotify.com/track/65uWh2...

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you process your emotions in therapy. i process wool into beautiful garments. we are NOT the same

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quit with the yearning. get back to porn.

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who does a bitch have to kill to get a sprig of goddamn rosemary these days

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i will never stop being weird and sexual and trans and loudmouthed, & i will continue to love & hope & live in a time that doesn't nurture that in me, & they can try to kill me but i will never die. even when the world is not good, i will be. amen

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hey #fiddauthor fandom do you wanna get fucked up? boy howdy do i have the fic for you, you're gonna hate me (flirting) all the best!!! archiveofourown.org/works/624295...

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how yall know im about to hit you in the feels with my next publication

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str8 up. when i get this job im quitting same day no notice + taking that 2 wk notice period for myself bc i deserve it

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they had better God Damn appreciate that i used Slide Master for this shit. orelse

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literallyyyy all i wanna do is work on fanfiction today but noooo...i have to craft a presentation that will convince these tech bros 2 make it rain on me. they r not gonna know what hit em. fuck you: per my last email, this is my fucking company now :)

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how the email finds me

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