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Third child of sleepy people. Lazy comic. Have strong opinions on a handful of topics, shrug at many other things
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Today in jokes we have spoken into existence: our first $13,000.10 #CharitibundiBowl donation

OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA

Thank god I just finished “The Jakarta Method” as the United States brings those strategies home It’s a good book @vincentbevins.bsky.social

62 yards 0 touchdowns 2 interceptions 1 win over OSU @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Who wants to become pirates?

Just me banging on again that BROADWAY employs more people than coal.

Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison

It’s a beautiful thing that their brains all just thought up that at the same time and it had nothing to do with media owned by capitalists or algorithms or think tanks or

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Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

Jokes on them my retirement plan is death

Kash Patel is in Gretzkys box AGAIN. Does this guy actually have a job?

I will pay a journalist $100 if they manage to get an answer from Trump on whether there's a danger in his levying further tariffs on Wakanda if they don't begin fairly trading vibranium with the US.

They’re only saying this because Michigan has an alumni chapter on the moon

The penguins hate us for our freedom.

accidentally left the hose on and gen xers were lined up around the block taking turns sucking it off

No, the Democratic Party isn't losing because it's Too Woke:

i spoke to henry ford before i came out here - big guy, tremendous cars - and he said “sir, the austro-hungarian empire is cheating us very strongly,” and it’s really so true

55% CANADA 55% FRANCE 55% MEXICO 55% PERU 55% GERMANY 55% SPAIN

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Arts & Culture | Filmmaker Ken Burns, known for his documentaries chronicling American history and culture, has embraced the most American pastime of all: housing segregation. #a2council

If Luigi Mangione had killed a protestor he would not only be free, he would be a celebrity in this country. The inconsistency tells the whole story.

It will be interesting to see how quickly RFK JR surpasses JFKs kill count

"Visited during the day several plantations, and saw enough of the horrors of slavery to make me an Abolitionist forever." - U.S. soldier Rufus Kinsley in his diary, June 17, 1862, writing from the field in Louisiana.

College Campus Tour Ends Inside Unmarked ICE Vehicle

🔥 @ninajankowicz.com: "Mr Taibbi said when he was first searching through the so-called Twitter files he didn't know what he was looking at. Well, he still doesn't. Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."