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Current "community associate," former tech de-escalator, onetime writer-editor, longtime father, flag designer, football supporter, cat servant. Outside the camp with Jesus.
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To jump on this point, here are places that have implemented some of these radical ideas: City-owned groceries: Erie, Kansas Free buses: Akron, Ohio Ban on noncompete agreements: North Dakota

It's been very heartening to see Brad Lander emerge in the last month as your basic mensch. He's a knowledgeable career politician who knows how things get done, and we need good people in that category working hand in hand with good people like Mamdani if things are going to change for the better.

This is a real Los Angeles Police Department press release: "LAPD Responds to Kidnapping Call, Discovers Federal Operation"

Today’s “spins” from the @rollingstone.com 500 Greatest Albums of All Time (2023): Eagles (207) Hotel California (118) Damn the Torpedoes (231) 1970s country rock’s gentler side.

Here are the names of every person who supports MAGA immigration policy while ALSO following the actual teachings of Jesus: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. That's it, really.

A heartbreaking work of staggering genius. imgur.com/gallery/emin...

Oh no, the last thing we would want is to become more like [checks notes] China, who has replaced us as the #1 superpower wait what

tmw you realize the US is a level 4 country - according to the US State Department.

Just saw someone online say "the people telling you socialism is bad are the same people telling you segregation is good" and I am kicking myself for not having thought of that first. 10/10,no notes.

White House Deputy Press Secretary now claims that this representation—made by a Justice Department attorney in federal court just a few hours ago—is “fake news.”

A "truth bomb" in the sense that Pabst Heineken is trying to destroy the truth, but still.

So literally a Confederacy of Dunces?

As if the Nazis didn't cheerfully murder LGBTQ+ people, the mentally challenged, and Roma and Sinti in literal carload lots. As fucking if! To say nothing of how many Slavic and Greek Untermenschen in occupied Eastern Europe starved from unbenign neglect. 1-800-BUY-CLUE.

I spent years among people who recommended reading Dietrich Bonhoeffer, and who now would support throwing him into a death camp for speaking out against their chosen dictator.

Were I James Ryan, my reply would show the breadth of my linguistic knowledge. In that it would include both "bofa" and "deez."

Pat Benatar, Promises in the Dark. Aspirational because it's a terrific song, delusional because there's no way I have the range for it.

FACT: Slashing Medicaid is DEEPLY unpopular. #मेडिकैड्सवेसर्लीव्स

I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.

My heart goes out to Morgan. But when it does, my heart says, "You absolutely caused this, you traitorous moron - your actions led to your husband's kidnapping by government-sponsored terrorists! Look in the mirror and think about what YOU did!"

I have a joke about Ethelred ... actually, I *will* have a joke, it's not ready.

Breaking: Lying RealDoll Lies Some More.

this is an embarrassing thing for this guy to say in public but also touches on something that constantly rankles me, which is the vague idea of "feeling unsafe" as a problem that someone else needs to solve for you regardless of whether you are actually unsafe or not

Also worth noting that all the "reasons" given here are based directly on attacks made by Democrats against him in support of a disgraced sex offender. They directly played into this

Megyn just got reminded that Wu ain't nuthin ta f*** wit.

David Hogg is cooking lately

Canadian citizen dies at Florida ICE detention facility

This is THE tweet of all time

I didn't see it at the time of the endorsement, but apparently Clinton said Mamdani didn't have enough experience for the job. He's 33. Clinton was 32 when he was elected governor.

I've got a joke about Rocky Marciano but it lacks punch.

I testified against this bill to committees of the Oregon Legislature. Warrantless surveillance has a long and negative history in America, with a LOT of examples of excess and abuse. In Portland, law enforcement already has the ability to use drones; this bill is both harmful & unnecessary. 1/2

In a country where people can be kidnapped off the street by masked, anonymous thugs, the greatest threat to society is that a poor person might enjoy a root beer.

TL;DR: because she is a heinous loser. All bigots are.

“My billionaire buddies and I are going to team up to try and buy the mayoralty for our chosen puppet” is perhaps not the surefire pitch to undecided voters that Bill Ackman thinks it is.

i think i would take the hysteria over mamdani’s ability to govern more seriously if half these people hasn’t endorsed eric adams

It's very very funny when American news outlets panic over stuff like baby boxes which are very normal in other western countries (Like Scotland) as if its a brand new communist terror threat unheard of throughout the globe. 'FREE STUFF FOR BABIES???? LIKE STALIN????'

This is telling: I remember not too long ago that Kirsten Gillibrand was rated the MOST liberal member of the US Senate. And she's basically a center-right bimbo.

i went to high school next to an air force base and for people who hate government-run stuff, every future coal-rolling ding-dong i knew who wasn't in the service wheedled a trip to the commissary or the bx from someone who was every time they needed a lotta meat for the barbecue or got a new tv

You know, Europe has lots of Democratic Socialists in their parliaments. Oh and free national healthcare.

So a 33yo Middle Eastern man is wanting to help the poor and disadvantaged, but he's opposed by the ruling elite and the conservative Jewish establishment ... ... where have I heard this story before?

Food deserts exist because private actors don't see opportunities for profit in them; one of the literal purposes of government in a mixed economy is to correct for the failures of the market to do things like provide accessible, affordable food.

I live in Albuquerque and often say that I don't worry about getting in trouble with APD, because unless you're homeless, an underage girl or a liquor store, they don't even notice you.

Ewwwww.

NSGOP priorities: More of our children must be murdered to make sure no ally of the gays gets any money.