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I’ve seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. But I’ve never been to me.
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Are there normally this many plane crashes and I just never noticed?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Plastic Man fooling absolutely nobody

submitted 83 days ago • 17 comments

Let’s face it, George Bailey probably deserved to lose the Savings & Loan. Keeping Uncle Billy as an employee was unforgivable.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Why do modern medicines all sound like they were named by remixing samples from Double Dutch Bus?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to Wereworld, where being bitten by anything turns you into a were version of that thing

submitted 85 days ago • 14 comments

I think we can all agree that a super powered dog is cute in a movie, but in real life would bring armageddon.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Don't want to overweight their influence, but in this particular case I do think one or two SNL sketches with Elon having Trump on a leash or as a trained monkey or puppet or something could piss Trump off enough to give Elon the boot.

submitted 90 days ago • 38 comments

My favorite genre of music is Jim Croce style. Only songs about the preciousness of life/love and also how some guy is a badass

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, YES! Let’s have two kitchen measurements, and they’ll both start with “T” and end in “spoon,” yes, and their abbreviations will be distinguishable only through close attention, yesss, and one will be 1/3 the other, a nice awkward relationship, oh good yessss, ship it

submitted 92 days ago • 5 comments

If we all realized that hypocrisy in politics is a *tactic* and not an error, we could save a lot of time on social media. It’s not the gotcha people think it is.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Now this will live in my mind forever when I hear that song. 🙏

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 95 days ago • 1112 comments

Scifi buddy cop movie where a cop get hits with a blast from a deaging weapon. They have 48 hours to find the gunman before the cop deages to a foetus and dies. During the climax, the now 5-yearold cop turns to their partner and says, "I'm getting too young for this shit."

submitted 98 days ago • 4 comments

Tried the Surfer but reflecting the emptiness of space… #marvelcomics #makecomics #illustration #comicbooks #fanart

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

A list of ten things you never hear about these days… 10. A precedented situation 9. A mitigated disaster 8. A non-exponential rise 7. A non-brutal reality 6. A credible Hulk 5. A brunette bombshell 4. A fate better than death 3. A charm defensive 2. A guilty bystander 1. A single whammy

submitted 108 days ago • 61 comments

Grammar police: "Literally" can never mean "figuratively"! Language can never change! Amazon: The "Friday" in "Black Friday" now means any day between Halloween and Christmas

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Why did I never think of erasing my crimes by getting nominated to a Cabinet position?

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

For me, the most incredible artefacts from the ancient world are the letters people wrote on clay tablets and sent to one another over thousands of years in Mesopotamia, going back to more than 5,000 years ago. They contain recognisable humanity, warmth and humour. Here's a thread of my favourites.

submitted 122 days ago • 161 comments

Can’t unsee it. Where are they know, Labyrinth edition.

submitted 121 days ago • 234 comments

i think we've all learned something tonight about the size of the market for events where there's a chance to see an influencer beaten to death

submitted 123 days ago • 63 comments

Anyone else think that Matt Gaetz just wanted this nomination so he would have a good excuse to resign from Congress and avoid his investigations? Even if he never gets confirmed, he can take a different job and have a plausible story to tell.

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

Well I'm fucked.

submitted 126 days ago • 3443 comments

This is incorrect and shows how little the average person knows about garment manufacturing. 🧵

submitted 126 days ago • 154 comments

Watching #Disclaimer. There’s one scene which seems designed to make Kylie Minogue feel as uncomfortable as possible

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, are we *not* supposed to eat our pets? Ha ha, just kidding I totally knew that.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

he calls her a marxist but she's not the one getting publicly owned

submitted 189 days ago • 80 comments

Was a time when people were trying to capture Chow Yun Fat's super-charisma in comic books. Cassaday delivered. Hell.

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment