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razorlou.bsky.social
First man on the sun.
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I’m like a magic eye poster. At first I appear quite ugly, but once you get to know me, I’m a sailboat

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The plural of “Moth” should be “Mother”

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@moshthrillman.bsky.social it just occurred to me that a footlong is two dawgs linked together. This this potentially changes everything, please meet me in the lab

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Just watching The Muppet Show, and this Gonzo character? Wildly unprofessional.

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Idk I think Ryan Reynolds might be a mensch

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I’m not saying I’ve discovered the CURE for a panic attack but apparently if “Informer” by Snow randomly pops on the radio during, it WILL transform it into sort of a manic laughter-attack.

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Realistically, how much time do you think you have spent pissing in your entire life?

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Still true… #conclave #theconclave #pope #newpope

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Up early bein sassy on the web

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Are you guys wise? I’m getting older but my wisdom seems to be tanking. Do I need to multi class?

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Me, when RFK comes for the uncircumcised.

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I heard the work camps will let you go home if you tell them you “don’t really pay attention to politics and stuff”

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Any time I tell my dad to drink at least SOME water today, he acts like I told him to remember to suck at least ONE dick today.

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Switzerland, can you please stop wading, carefree through the healing, effervescent waters of our would-be solar-punk future? We are trying to take a global step backwards here… cleantechnica.com/2025/04/25/s...

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I see you using Ai art for your show posters, fellow comedians, and let me tell you, when they invent a robot that can force the R-word into all of it’s sets because it thinks that’s the only way it can survive in an increasingly toxic standup landscape, I hope IT gets on Kill Tony, instead of YOU!

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“Nobody dismantles a democracy faster than me. They say, as far as a Russian-puppet-President who’s real job is to damage the US economy and leadership so badly that it never recovers, I’m doing a better job than anyone they’ve ever seen. We’re gonna be the biggest, best embarrassment EVER.”

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HOOOOLY SHIT! Pope Francis standing on business!!!!!! “My final, most vital message to the world is this ‘stop being a dick, JD Vance…’” *ascends*

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Just got my first new iPhone in 5 years! Still figuring out all these crazy new Ai features but so far, I like it! -Sent from upstairs bathroom using iPhone 16 max with Craplink: your Ai bathroom assistant. Movement report: Time - 07:16 Exertion - 016 Feces score - 6.4 (You need to eat more fiber)

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An evergreen meme from my collection 👨‍🍳🤌

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

when my friend tosses me a burger

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i cant believe a guy named King Gizzard was lucky enough to even meet someone named The Lizard Wizard let alone start a band with them

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How is it fucking Wednesday!?!? I don’t even have my shoes on.

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Boy, people sure seem to like that ketamine, huh?

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Let’s say the fridge is stacked, you’re going for a night-sandwich. What does it look like? Your ideal midnight snackwich.

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

The doctor recommended I get on Ozempic because he was worried about my health and the safety of any hamburgers in my vicinity.

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Have you ever met someone who believes in themselves? It’s fucking terrifying. It’s like talking to a dragon disguised as a man.

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I’m an immigrant, Greg. Could you milk me?

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Oh! The Witcher III is free on PSN! I’d love to replay that. Maybe this time I’ll do a griffon armor build and really gwent on the gwent, gwent, gwent GWENT!!!!

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Never seen anyone as obviously a snake-person in an ill-fitting manskin jerkin as RFK Jr.

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The “E” stands for Charles “Entertainment” Schumer

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Apples are too soft these days. (#animation by me and my pals)

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I may not look like an athlete but I’m being scouted for Professional Meatball

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