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If I ever get around to creating my AO D&D campaign, should Crotch Goblin be a sub race or a background? #dnd

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One eye on the streets, one eye on the treats.

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It cracks me up that we only ever hear 'disgruntled' in conversations. Like, what happened to just being gruntled? “Yeah, I’m feeling pretty gruntled today. Mildly gruntled, even. Got my coffee, didn’t stub my toe, life’s decent.”

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#KingArfer

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In the Tron: Ares trailer, a tired Jeff Bridges mumbles 'ready?' as the mystery hero is revealed. With a sigh, Mr. Bridges says 'cuz there's no goin' back', and reveals that our mystery hero is none other than Jared Leto. That had to be intentional, right? #tron

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Won't somebody please think of the leopards? They haven't stopped eating in weeks.

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If dogs kept humans as pets, I bet they'd use puns for our names like we do for theirs, or comment about our physical attributes to define us. I think Human Gus (humongous) would be a good name.

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The only good part about having Justin as a name is that important breaking news becomes extremely personal, as if they answer directly to me. I dunno. They always refer to me as THIS Justin, so maybe not.

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Don't just be an influence to somebody. Be a Great Influence.

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I'm not saying this settles the debate on who was the better artist, Biggie or Tupac, but Biggie has gamer cred from beyond the grave for featuring the Genesis and SNES in a song.

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Waiting for the media to figure out that Trump had Elon feed sensitive data into his stupid GrokAI and they're just going on whatever the AI suggests. Hense the tariffs on penguins. Hense the layoffs. #Trump #godhesanidiot

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Mark my words: When Trump is talking about a third term, he will do everything in his power to get it. And if he does not, he will declare a war in order to remain president. You don't have to vote anymore, he said. He meant every lie his forked tongue hissed.

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Trump is so hellbent on erasing everything Biden (previously Obama) set before him that he just erased all of the gains he inherited coming in.

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I think Hell is depicted as a lake of fire because people had very limited imaginations at the time. Oh no, my source of food and water is on FIRE! THIS MUST BE HELL!

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Singing Pearl Jam: 🎶 Can't fight the Butter Man 🎶

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Sometimes when I get inebriated, I forget that Youtube has the most bizarre autoplay feature. Somewhere deep in my browser tabs, I've been panic/vibing to the 12 minute edit of Eminence Front looking for how to turn it off.

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Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster. "Will the Senator yield for a question?" "I yield for a question without yielding the floor." "Can I shove the gargoyle?" "Roll for strength." "9". 17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved

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Don't give WotC your money.

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Democrats won major elections in Wisconsin tonight. Pay attention to how Trump retaliates against the state in the coming days. #Wisconsin #susancrawford #democrats

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There's a red button at work called "Donut Press". I don't know what it does. It definitely doesn't give me donuts. Everyone is freaking out now and yelling at me and telling me to evacuate the building, but I'm going to wait here until it gives me the donut.

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WotC needs their customers more than customers need WotC. Nothing but respect for Larian Studios.

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❤️ deadline.com/2025/03/coyo...

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Based on the names alone, who sounds like the more evil villain: The Milk Man or The Pickler?

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I didn't expect the new Metroid Prime to be so.. vaginal. Seriously! There are so many labia if I lived in Florida, I'd need to give youtube my drivers license.

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Marvel has a Hawkeye problem. There isn't a very good way of telling them apart outside of calling them Hawk Guy and Hawk Girl (with residuals to DC), so I'm proposing we keep calling Clint Hawkeye, and Kate can be Hawkeye2, or HawkTwo.

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Gee, I can not for the life of me figure out why Trump wants to get rid PBS.

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When I was a kid, they used to have expensive buffets where kids would eat for free to lure adults into eating there. My mom had gaming the system down to an art. I had a specific outfit I'd wear to downplay my height since I look young. I was "ages 6-12 eat free" until I was 15.

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In light of the 25% tariffs for new cars being brought to the US to be sold, I just want to say that my 2021 Buick Encore has just 18k miles on it. I'm asking 600k or best offer. I know what I have.

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I like watching raccoons take car rides. They look like they're hissing their terrible plans for world domination and rallying the troops.

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More people should revisit old episodes of Columbo.

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There's a reason why they're freaking out over what's happening to Tesla. It's working. There's a reason they're threatening absurd consequences. They need to scare you back into civility and compliance. As long as we're reluctant to cross the lines they ignore daily, they have the upper hand.

submitted 19 days ago • 958 comments

Now that we've lost the rule of law, the President can suggest that anything he doesn't like is an act of terrorism on a whim. Courts will obviously overrule this stupidity, but that's not the point. Branding someone as a domestic terrorist is meant to send a message.

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I arrived at the scene and let myself through the security tape. One of the officers waved me towards them for briefing. "Crime of passion or obfuscation?" I asked. "Looks like a wedding gone wrong. Hey, don't go in the bathroom, there's meatballs hanging from the shower head. Gristly stuff." 1/5

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When following the headlines fills me with despair, it's comforting to cuddle with a family member who remains blissfully unconcerned about fascism. That would be Trixie (a/k/a Bat-Mite).