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Author of wrong fiction. #actuallyautistic richardblandford.blogspot.co.uk New novel My Life in Orbit out now.
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One week I'd like the sceptical explanation on Uncanny to be 'Well, they're just talking shit, obviously'.

The MCU succeeded in the 2010s by working a bit like the comics but not that much. Now it requires every viewer to be an obsessive superfan and most people aren't going to be up for that.

Jfc stands for Jesus Funkin' Christ.

One day I'll invent a new type of post and everyone will go apeshit.

The Comfort-Eating Caterpillar.

Devastated to discover my hero, Morph, has feet of clay.

If only Captain Tom were still alive to become pope.

Sorry I disappeared mid conversation, I forgot that I am a real person

What if all venues stated very clearly if the start time was doors or start of performance? Imagine what a world that would be.

James Cameron thought up the character of John Connor while on E and listening to Sting. #truefact

Tiger Moth Tiger Moth Does whatever a tiger doth

Looking back on it, the Wii was annoying.

I think my longterm career ambition is to get fanmail from someone who didn't buy my book in Poundland.

It's incredible how Brideshead Revisited captures the fundamentals of university life. I relate to a lot of it, despite the many differences between going to Oxford in the 1920s and going to Manchester Metropolitan in 1994.

Reached the Mull of Kintyre conundrum in making my playlist of all the Mccartney songs I like.

Why no Utterly Nutterly Butterly peanut butter?

Why no Utterly Nutterly Butterly peanut butter?

Who’s your favourite Bond? Mine is James

Weirdly, the ghost of Angie Watts got in touch with me last night too.

Paul McCartney is an outsider artist.

Alright, Chichester, we get the message.

Second-hand Richard Clayderman cassette £9.99.

Trump has reached his Bigger Than Life 'God was wrong' moment.

Alright, Chichester, we get the message.

Second-hand Richard Clayderman cassette £9.99.

'Regular' coffee apparently.

My ★★★★ review of All We Imagine as Light on Letterboxd boxd.it/8Su81h

Would like to live my life again, but this time I'd be doing a Cary Grant impression throughout.

A 2010s nostalgia club night called 'Pulled Pork'.

Younger popes. Just putting it out there.

The holodeck simulations are built on stolen copyrighted material. There is no ethical way to use the holodeck.

Really not sure the Democrats should have eaten all those lotuses.

My ★★★½ review of Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga on Letterboxd boxd.it/8RNsfd

Some points, while valid, are simply too tedious to make.

Sorry I didn't take the Spock ears off for the funeral.

Find someone who loves you like gastropubs love red cabbage.