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I'm never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run!

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Anthony…

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I’m fan-girling over here. May I never get caught in her crosshairs.

I'm not clumsy… The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

Math puns are the first sine of madness!

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Though I will share my two cents on Iran tomorrow due to time constraints, this about sums it up…

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We the people have spoken. Congress must do their job and represent the will of the nation. Say NO to “King” Donakd!

Remember how many of you voted for no more wars and lower gas prices? Don’t worry, we won’t let you forget.

Dropping Latin phrases into conversations just to sound smart, is definitely my modus operandi.

AMEN

Me: Whats the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, Ill have a coke. Barman: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure, how much is that? Barman: $3. Me: There you go. So whats the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."

To ride a horse or not to ride a horse. That is equestrian.

My ability to dissociate. . .

#Catudrday Cat tree-

How hot is it? #Caturday

I’m singing along to a rock song while driving with my dad. Dad: You don’t have the voice for this, you should sing tenor. Me: Really, you think so? Dad: Yes, tenor fifteen miles from where I can hear you.

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In honor of Father's Day: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. #dadjoke #fathersday

That's my LA! 💙🤍 The LA Dodgers told singer Vanessa Hernández-Nezza she couldn't perform the national anthem in Spanish. She nodded, took the mic, and did it anyway. The crowd cheered so loud she was almost too emotional to finish. But she persisted, finishing to a standing ovation.

Imagine a fictional machine that let's you take joy from your future self when you want to feel better now. Eventually it would stop working because you would reach the future you stole from. Like withdrawal from a drug, you'd reach a day of pure agony. What if the machine would let you...🧵

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I was shocked the other day when I thought I heard my wife say she wanted to go to see The Monkees tribute band in Switzerland. Then I saw her face - now I'm in Geneva.

What if nobody came? Oh, wait.

All for SHOW. They actually didn't stop ONE looter, and their only arrest was a US citizen. - “You just pulled National Guard I placed at the border who were stopping fentanyl smuggling,” Newsom wrote. “Now they’re twiddling their thumbs in LA.”