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If I were a doctor:

Me leaving Grindr 5min after rejoining:

Hate it when I get the “abs” warning on my car Like I get it, I’m cubby and don’t have them

decades of buying into the cost-cutting, austerity narrative has left Dems unable to defend the important work of our government

When you're trying to get a cat out of a tree...

After much thought, Suzie Toot's runway was very good. But what she *should have done* was an Edward Scissorhands inspired nails look and she could've walked down the runway saying "sisss-sssuhs"

nacho: I’m eating Brie Me: I wonder when Nacho’s going to eat me

Episode 2 is gonna have one of them getting stuck in a washing machine

“This devil wears nada” The alien abduction skit has me on the floor! Meryl Streep and Kate McKinnon!? My god! #SNL50

Cmon man, "the shadow president lets his declining puppet play racecar driver while he steals everyone's tax data" is some direct-to-dvd shit

This is how I always imagined Meryl Streep would appear in an SNL sketch

These sweet baby 🚬s in line for Queen in shorts…I don’t know whether to shake my head or be impressed by the commitment.

“What happens to your body when you fast for 36 hours” I don’t need to know, I will never know