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rdml.transsexual.navy
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if you were allowed to just buy it from Spectrum, a literal lifetimes supply of feminizing hrt (lets say 5kg of prog and 10g of estradiol enanthate would last you 50 years) would only run you like $13k

always sooo much to do

happy homestuck day to those who observe

facts, if this being a scientist shit doesnt work out i got options

cats being bad again

bro it's tylenoever

Is a trans woman who can drive stick a manualgynephile?

grunt urf mrp ug urp murf (squiggling in be to put my butt up against you as a doze off)

i wouldnt fuck my clone but i would fuck myself from a sufficiently divergent timeline

hey wanna sit on opposite ends of the sofa and tangle our legs together

call me an italian chef the way he got me saying o reagan o

no i have bespoke artisanal tailor-made genitals, not (scoffing at your junk) that plain old mess

grungler harem

figured out how to switch to the wide angle lens on my phone and now i feel like a gnome that drives a power wheels to work

i had a dream where i fabricated an entire shitty adam sandler movie about baseball, kind of an amalgam of 8 crazy nights and happy gilmore

fucked up but true: whenever i am feeling dysphoric i compare myself to my cis aunt and usually feel a lot better lmao, like ok actually we have the same shoe size except hers is narrower and her hairline isnt that much better and so on and so on lmfao

the poopybutthole walk of shame when you forgot to check if there was toilet paper beforehand