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I am mostly, if not all, potato.
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Not today, Seitan

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

CCS Cannabis, Coffee, Sunshine Is there a better combination of things?

submitted 4 hours ago • 64 comments

Sorry, but if you started ignoring Moo Deng the second she got a little older and are now obsessed with Ume you’re no better than Leonardo DiCaprio

submitted 4 hours ago • 29 comments

ME: *turns shower heat up to eleven* MY SKIN: oh no my essential oils

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

fuck you, anxiety can’t wake me up at 3:30am if I go to sleep at 3:30am

submitted 14 hours ago • 10 comments

why are they called balloon animals and not airigami

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

submitted 1 day ago • 1279 comments

the millennial experience of making a powerpoint to convince your parents to unground you

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

Men die younger than women. Is it time for a focus on what’s already the focus?

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

bring back ‘maximalism’ in home decoration. gimme those TGIFridays living rooms

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I hope my final thought as I die is something beautiful but have a hunch it’s going to something inane like “maybe I should have gone to see Shen Yun”

submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments

It me!

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Watching S3 of White Lotus without watching either of the first two seasons is now officially known as "raw Gogging"

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Life goals

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what if I just eat chocolate-covered pretzels for dinner

submitted 20 hours ago • 151 comments

Pope Pizzaballa I, lauded for his many revolutionary changes to the Catholic Church, is now seen arriving on site and waving from the enclosure of the new Totinos Pizza Rolls Royce - Totinos: the most snackable pizza in the universe!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If covid was a conspiracy by Big Sweatpants to get me to only wear sweatpants for the rest of my life then congratulations to the most goated conspiracy of all time

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

"Severed," but for family functions only.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

"SHE'S ALIVE!" is the new "Who shot J.R.?"

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It looks like I'm drinking a beer but I'm not, it's just the screen! 😂😭

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I want to look like a snack, but I can’t stop eating them.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

white smoke pouring from my chimney indicating i have chosen Lunch

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It has come to my attention that THE KITCHEN SCISSORS STAY IN THE KITCHEN JON

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I’ll have what she’s having *points at little girl having a tantrum*

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

tried to do the heart shape with my fingers and long story short i’m in a gang now

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

The yogurt was so far back in the dairy cooler, I almost ended up in an A-ha video.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Narrator: They weren't.

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Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

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[first dog ever launched into space] wait this isn't the park

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Watching Apple Cider Vinegar and my husband's take from being in the room for 30 seconds is that Belle Gibson would make a great drag name

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severance is a great show because the average female character is a monstrously dedicated ice-chewing psychopath while the average male character is a sopping wet cat

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

I know this isn't how it works but with all the boning I can't stop imagining an outtie/innie Punnet square #Severance

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damn jonathan taylor thomas save some first names for the rest of us

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Did Helena only stalk Mark in the restaurant because she knew Mr Drummond was occupied at Irving's (otherwise he would have been following her)? #Severance

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Me editing an email at work: #Severance

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#severance My boss: *trying to get me to cover a shift on my day off* Me, high as fuck:

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments