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45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇷🇺 I/Me/Mine. Satire account. Many quotes made up. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. #PRU
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I GOT AWAY with it!! I AM ABOVE the LAW!!!

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IF the DOCTORS DON'T have BORDERS, you DON'T REALLY have DOCTORS!!

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But ELON says WE NEED MORE H5N1 Visas -- so I CAN'T JUST GET RID of IT!!

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HAPPY TRUMPMAS!!

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I PREFER Saviors who WEREN'T CAPTURED and CRUCIFIED -- JUST GRAZED with a BULLET!

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Jesus SUPPOSEDLY came to SAVE the WORLD -- but HE NEVER even DEPORTED ANY BROWN-SKINNED people???

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Today, as you CELEBRATE JESUS being BORN in a STABLE -- REMEMBER that ONLY I AM a STABLE GENIUS!!

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CANADA is LOSING "Magnetic North" to RUSSIA!!! 😄 NO SURPRISE, given that Mr. PUTIN is MUCH MORE MAGNETIC than that PATHETIC LOSER Trudeau!!🫡 www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY ELON EARNED an IMPORTANT FEDERAL POSITION (SORT of) from ME!!

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Only WOKE, LIBERAL, SOCIALIST COMMIES pay attention to "THEIR" PRONOUNS!! This PROVES Nancy Mace is ONE of "US"!!

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Let us ALL REFLECT on the FIRST Thanksgiving when WHITE pilgrims GRACIOUSLY shared ALL the FOOD the PILGRIMS RAISED & GREW ON their OWN -- and ALLOWED SAVAGE ANIMALS to EAT at THEIR TABLE before ROUNDING THEM UP & BANISHING THEM to DETAINMENT CAMPS (reservations) to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

I JUST SIGNED an EXECUTIVE ORDER to BAN the BARBARIC practice of SO MANY LEFTIST DEGENERATES called "FRIENDSGIVING"!! It is UN-AMERICAN to CELEBRATE Thanksgiving with people YOU ACTUALLY LIKE -- INSTEAD of your FAMILY!!

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

HAPPY THANKSGIVING to ALL -- ESPECIALLY the LOSERS & CREEPS I will SOON be DEPORTING!! ENJOY your LAST MEAL!!

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Happy Thanksgiving to "Butterball Saul"!! #Thanksgiving #Butterball

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I JUST SIGNED an EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING the TRANS-SIBERIAN Orchestra from PERFORMING in AMERICA!! The SIBERIAN part is PERFECTLY FINE, of course, EVEN ADMIRABLE!! But there is NO PLACE for TRANS in AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT!

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Pam Bondi MAY NOT be a PEDOPHILE, but she is THOROUGHLY CORRUPT and LOYAL ONLY to ME!! ANOTHER GREAT CHOICE!! apnews.com/article/gaet...

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

MATT GAETZ will be the JOHN HANDCOCK of MY ADMINISTRATION -- BIG, BOLD and HANDSY!! #MattGaetz #GaetzOfHell

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WINNING SUBMISSIONS EARN YOU a GENUINE TRUMP "SHROUD of TURIN" AMERICAN FLAG -- LOOK CAREFULLY and you can SEE MY HAZY IMAGE EMBLAZONED on the STARS & STRIPES in ORANGE FOUNDATION!! TOTALLY FREE (just submit $100 NOW to cover POSTAGE & HANDLING)!!

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

THAT'S an INNOVATIVE, ENTREPRENEURIAL MIND!! ANYBODY can PROMOTE LEGIT MEDICAL TREATMENTS. ONLY a GENIUS can just MAKE THEM UP!! #OZ #WickedSmaht #DrOz

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THANK YOU!!

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THIS TRACKS!!

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My CABINET NOMINATIONS sure are OWNING the LIBS!! THEIR HEADS are EXPLODING!! 🤯 HELP ME KEEP the FUN GOING -- LET ME KNOW what OTHER RIDICULOUS APPOINTMENTS you THINK I SHOULD MAKE!! NOTHING is OFF LIMITS!! DON JR as SECRETARY of COCAINE? ERIC as SECRETARY of PASTE? It COULD HAPPEN!!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Now that I am PRESIDENT again/still, I'm going to RESUME HUMPING the AMERICAN FLAG!! Then I will SELL those FLAGS with MY MAKE-UP STAIN IMAGES on them, and they will be VENERATED like the SHROUD of TURIN!! MY FOLLOWERS will PAY MILLIONS for THEM!! SOON I will be a REAL BILLIONAIRE -- BRILLIANT!!

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