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2025 is the year I fix devices as some kind of weird psychological projection instead of fixing my life

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Watching jurassic world for the first time and the only thing I can think about is the jurassic park shittyflute cover every time they play the theme

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

also don't spend $10 on a shitty adapter from a third party seller. Just get the screw and let your new ssd cook

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

The lesson we learned today chat is that if the screw stops turning, don't try to turn it harder

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To whichever engineer at dell who decided you weren't going to put anything important behind the nvme standoff in case some dumbass accidentally punches through the motherboard with a screw: you are blessed forever It was me. I was the dumbass who punched through the motherboard with a screw.

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To whichever engineer at dell decided you were going to use m2x2 screws instead of m2x2.5 screws for the nvme standoffs: I hope you have a very unpleasant day

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I just discovered tmpfs and man am I glad I just upgraded to 64gb. I'm putting every cache known to man in that shit now.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

He reed softly as she prepared to skibidi his toilet

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Listen, if "brain rot" gets to be "word of the year 2024", I want ree in the dictionary

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A filesystem but instead of storing your files it stores passive aggressive notes about the data you send it like an angry secretary

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Crepuscular

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I use linux because I was intending to play fallout 3, but then got sidetracked when I noticed microstutters. An hour and a half later and I still have not played fallout 3, but now I know what splitlocks are... kind of.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

To the 4 other people out there who verify their download checksums: You can use a python REPL to verify the checksums match instead of remembering the command line tools for different platforms and their options

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I like how they made http thinking "oh, yeah it's for publishing articles and whatnot" I customized my keyboard's firmware using a website yesterday

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Scunthorpe

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Damn, I can't believe they got jerma to star in that amazon fallout show

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

New business idea: Screwdriver but it makes a really funny noise when you turn it

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I miss the days when installing windows for a family member was just "what do you want your password to be?" Now it's like "no your password can't be 'dad'. Hold on, I need to uninstall linkedin and candy crush. Oh, I need to disable all the spyware and unlink your documents folder from onenote"

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Do you ever think about how green olives look absolutely delicious but taste like rancid pond water?

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The first thing people say when they see you're going bald is "oh man, that's great, it must be so nice to not have to deal with hair, I'm so jealous" Oh don't worry, the hair is still there. I just start to look like a homeless version of dr phil when I don't shave for more than 24 hours

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Today I found out that ANSI escape codes are a thing and I immediately felt compelled to make a program that will print images in your terminal. I am an asset to society and nobody can convince me otherwise.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, I can't come to work today. I forgot to charge my neural implant and now it's taken the ability to move the left half of my body as DRM protection

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Have you ever read something that was dropped so casually and so out of left field in a book that you had to reread it like 10 times to make sure you weren't hallucinating? what the fuck, private redmond

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

I decided to start 2025 by creating a program I like to call "the fuckerator". Here is the first 2 sentences of the wikipedia article for orange turned into "fuk u".

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I love the idea that my fucked up eldtrich brain demons will be copied to an AI model at some point The microsoft customer service robot is going to be asking somebody how hard they can piss in a life or death situation

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Father, I crave violence

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