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NOSFERATU VOICE: Youuuu cunnn now shtreeem nosssferratuu on peacock

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Personally I think they should vote people off Traitors for having bad outfits

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

@seagullatoms.bsky.social I finally started season 3 of Traitors. Currently on the first episode. As usual, the Survivor and BB people are annoying me a lot about their ~superior gameplay~ and I think Sandoval looks great lol

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

This season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills really feels like middle school but all the 12 year olds are getting divorced

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Keep having dreams about Teen Spirit deodorant

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

them: are you fucking stupid? me:

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Just made a phone call and halfway through realized I was talking like Meredith Marks… problem

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

HANG IN THERE BABY!! #art

submitted 42 days ago • 39 comments

There is a cupboard in my kitchen that if you dare to open it… atleast 6 mostly eaten bags of croutons will come cascading out

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Review dragging down the rating of every impeccable product: 1 star ⭐️ Title: Neighborsaw butt. Goegeous knobs. However one time I caught my back belt loopp on one of the knobs and it pulledmy pants down right as my neighbor walked in to ask about my tramboline

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Psst… GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!! GIRL SCOUT….. COOKIES!!!!

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

it must feel so good, as a squid or octopus, to change colors utilizing your chromatophores.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Me: *minding my business, walking home at night, enjoying the serenity of my neighborhood The internet the next day: Alien caught on doorbell cam. Creature on cam exhibits awkward gait not of this earth. Silhouette on doorbell cam no resemblance to human or any known animal. Creature looks stinky.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Philosophical dilemma

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Oh yeah, sure. Totally. I knew that

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment