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as anyone whos performed cunnilingus can attest, the trickiest part is dealing with the pussy seeds

cool beaver spotted taking a nap on the dock

guys what happened to John Dominos

the kid:

my hot take on the powerpoint people is that the idea itself isn’t terrible, but the original viral tweet where they were doing it about their JOBS? insufferable. but doing it about your hobbies or niche interests could be fun.

Geriatrics once again mad at young adults for… *checks notes* the linear progression of time. Like yeah man I was born a couple decades after you and am now a grown ass man, that’s how that works.

who's gonna tell him www.pcgamer.com/games/fighti...

how come I naturally wake up at 7am only on days where I ain’t got shit to do

Thinking, as I do every Easter, about how much Jesus Christ Superstar improves on the Passion narratives in the New Testament. Fleshing out all the characters, giving them proper motivations and believable psychology. The gospel authors got absolutely rinsed by Tim Rice

2 days after leg day

do not under any circumstances tell me this

Watching Don Lemon’s interview with Nazi Elmo and being reminded why I was glad I didn’t think about that mf for a couple months

🎶 that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spot..light.. landing on your Tesla 🎶

every time Mr. Beast discourse comes into my feed I am reminded that I share a town with him and my day is instantly a little worse