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realfishjones.bsky.social
2011 🏈 ring holder, beloved father of πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈπŸ’β€β™‚οΈ, stay πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―
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It’s on sight for son #2 rn #catchthisstream

Always wearing Salmon, never blue #dressforthejobyouwant #fishjones 😏😏😏😏πŸ₯ΈπŸ₯ΈπŸ₯ΈπŸ₯Έ

I feel the same way about @mike-fish.bsky.social on his 01/06 whereabouts. @nytopinion.nytimes.com Can you confirm or deny β‰οΈβ‰οΈβ‰οΈβ‰οΈβ‰οΈβ‰οΈπŸ«£πŸ«£πŸ«£

Standing O every time @mrsfishjones.bsky.social walks in a room #stanup #nevernotstanding #roundofapplause #fishjones πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@mike-fish.bsky.social’s Jan 6th alibi has so many holes you think that mofo’s calendar Swiss cheese πŸ§€ πŸ€πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ“‰πŸ“‰πŸ“‰

Phil called with his predictions, he said @mike-fish.bsky.social a bitch

@mike-fish.bsky.social did you just shartβ‰οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

#god wrong for makin my wife so badβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

Who up tap dancing? Gotta be one of my #sonsets

Coffee πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈDr pepper⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ you know what time it is 😀😀

Where is David miscavages wife❓❓❓❓❓I’d never let mine out of my sight except for girls nightπŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ #whenlifegivesyouanincrediblewife #makelemonade #womenlovelemonade

T-10 years until my kids are out of the house🀯🀯🀯 #emptyponders πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ

what’s the ppl favorite #mikefish football moments⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ these days my best catch my wifeβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

@bigtimerush.bsky.social Jamming rn

Sitting next to @mrsfishjones.bsky.social and @hotwifeofmikefish.bsky.social. Own up to it ladies β€”- who fartedβ‰οΈβ‰οΈβ‰οΈβ‰οΈβ‰οΈπŸ€¨πŸ€¨

Nothing but respect to be paid πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°for my almamatterβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ…ΎοΈhπŸ‘οΈπŸ…ΎοΈ #fisharebuckeyestoo

Fever dream ❌❌❌❌❌ when my temperature rises at night it’s from @mrsfishjones.bsky.social just kidding baby, you’re my dream 🀣🀣🀣🀣

Every day is a blue sky when i’m next to @mrsfishjones.bsky.social πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

Pretty in pink- nay, pretty in salmon #fishjones #fashionista #icanrockanycolor

No i don’t have a phdπŸŽ“πŸŽ“πŸŽ“πŸŽ“πŸŽ“but I am a doctor 🩺🩺🩺🩺 DR.PEPPER πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€ @drpepperofficial.bsky.social

How Garfield hates Mondays Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️, I hate my twin boys #sonsets 🍝🍝🍝🍝

@mike-fish.bsky.social is it true your honey moon was at Pearl Harbor? Not cool man

The thought of @mike-fish.bsky.social winning a Super Bowl is logical quicksand

Behind these hazle eyes is the sparking personality of @mrsfishjones.bsky.social πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

My sons want bedtime stories❌What do they think this home is- a communist regime❓❓❓

If I see one of my sons today, it’s on sightπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ #sonsets

My wife’s hands: perfect, wedding ringπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† My hands: worn and torn, wedding ring, Super Bowl ring 🏈🏈🏈🏈 Our hands together: sweaty πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Fish this, fish that, what about β€œfish, how are you” #foodforthot #fishjones

Goodnight to everyone who struggles, upstream days ahead πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈ

My sons: β€œdad you’re my hero” Me: β€œshut up” 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Tag yourself ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ i’m 08 (not to be confused with recession year) and @mike-fish.bsky.social Is 24 (the $ he has in his bank account) 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😀🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 get rich, stay slick πŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆ

The only thing I stay thirsty for is my wife and @drpepperofficial.bsky.social

While @mike-fish.bsky.social is snorting bathsalts, i’m soaking in mine accompanied by the insatiable @mrsfishjones.bsky.social 🚾🚾🚾🚾🚾🚾

2025 out: twin boys #fishjones

When @mike-fish.bsky.social lays the bait, he gets sardines. When I throw my lure in the stream I get chinook salmon, aka @mrsfishjones.bsky.social 😘🐟😘🐟QUALITY SEAFOOD IS IMPERATIVE TO HEALTH, JUST ASK THE MEDITERRANEAN DIET