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~Former Premier Rachel Notley on the premier’s #CorruptCare press conference #UCPCorruption #FireTheUCP

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Smith admits she knew about concerns with AHS contracts open.substack.com/pub/womenofa...

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Keep trash off your streets, folks

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~Good plan. Gretzky is an embarrassment to Canada. The not-so-Great One? It's time to rename Wayne Gretzky Dr due to Trump links An Edmonton resident is seriously considering lobbying the city to change the name of the city's Wayne Gretzky Drive ca.news.yahoo.com/the-not-so-g...

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

I’ll just leave this here. And know the saying those who do not learn history are destined to repeat it is a very true statement.

submitted 31 days ago • 11 comments

I’ve had it with the news, I’m gonna go indulge in some escapism about how the American president is a huge uncontrollable rage monster who needs to get punched in the face by a hero.

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You would have to be living under a rock on the prairies not to know that the most important issue we face as a nation right now is the threat to our south. When you talk to conservatives in your sphere ask them to articulate how Poilievre would deal with this threat. The cracks will show.

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Family Day is Alberta's greatest invention and interprovincial export. Total fake holiday. Totally necessary. Origin story: open.substack.com/pub/davebert... by @daveberta.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Reminder that a New Common Side Effects airs tonight at 11:30pm. Don’t sleep on this show you guys. It’s so incredible.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

As if parking in Edmonton wasn’t stupid enough, this rolling dumpster was sticking out so far it was blocking traffic

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Dear @safety.bsky.app, Please remove gifs from your app that have our Canadian Flag superimposed with 51st State. It is discourteous to your very proud Canadian users. Best regards, 🇨🇦

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

Photo taken at Pierre Poilievre's Canada First rally. Vote wisely Canada.

submitted 7 days ago • 93 comments

When I heard Daft Punk's Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger for the first time, I immediately started singing Word Up on top of it. It took a couple of years before I figured out how to do a mashup though (it's not that easy). I tried it a couple of months ago: it mashes exactly as I had imagined!

submitted 89 days ago • 11 comments

Neo-Nazi terrorist and convicted mass murderer Anders Breivik, who killed 77 people in Norway in 2011, cited this same Napoleon quote in his manifesto.

submitted 7 days ago • 495 comments

Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now

submitted 7 days ago • 43 comments

Annexation is always against the will of those being "annexed". If Canada wanted to join the US, they'd be talking about petitioning not annexing. Americans are not our friends. They are wannabe occupiers.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I will pay Taylor Swift ticket prices to see a debate between Jello Biafra, Fred Schneider, and RFK jr

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Well, today the chances of the US nuking itself just went way up. So there’s that.

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Millions of dollars in contracts. High-level corruption. Political interference and coverups. If the latest allegations are true, this is a scandal of epic proportions. Danielle Smith, it’s time to fire Adriana LaGrange. Alberta, it’s time to fire Danielle Smith and the UCP. Enough is enough.

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

1. Alberta's health minister must be fired. 2. The premier must initiate a public inquiry. 3. Any fired AHS employees must be released from their gag orders. We need these actions now to rebuild confidence in our health system. #ableg #abpoli #corruptcare www.albertasfuture.ca/take-action/...

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Make the art you want to see

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everyone right now

submitted 9 days ago • 51 comments

Still better op-eds than anything Postmedia could ever be allowed to publish. Support rodent-based parody journalism today!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable

submitted 9 days ago • 20 comments

When you accidentally send your work text to a friend:

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Schedule your vaccinations now. Like now now. Don’t put it off

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

When you accidentally send your work text to a friend:

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“AHS had purchased approximately $614 million in supplies and services from MHCare and other companies affiliated with Sam Mraiche, including the 2022/2023 contract for children’s ibuprofen/acetaminophen,” the lawsuit states. #AbLeg calgaryherald.com/news/politic...

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Two fucking bandits. One of them has unleashed horrific violence against the people of Ukraine. The other is our next door neighbour threatening our sovereignty. But we know exactly who this grifter is. We don't bend. We don't break. We remain #strongasfuck True. North. Strong. Free.

submitted 9 days ago • 123 comments

Look who loves what Elon Musk is doing to the United States? Canada's Conservatives. No surprise there. Pierre Poilievre is fundamentally unfit for public office. Especially now.

submitted 9 days ago • 108 comments

The vast majority of Quebecers say they’re proud to be Canadian. There are currently more separatists in Alberta than in Quebec. In reality, it’s Conservatives who have a ‘national unity’ problem — and are the most likely to want Canada to become the 51st state.

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Meanwhile in Russia: state TV host Evgeny Popov says that Trump is doing Moscow's job by ripping apart the Western world — whipsawing right through it, the way Russia always wanted to. Popov says that it's truly amazing. youtu.be/JG29upm5HPE

submitted 10 days ago • 123 comments

More on the Alberta health care scandal. New from CTV News who obtained the suit. Much worse than originally reported. According to the Mentzelopoulos lawsuit, she was told to fire critics of the government. Allegedly, the government was also trying to identify online critics.

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments