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I love how on #RHOSLC ❄️ they can switch from being angry at someone, to having an emotion heart-to-heart, to bringing it back to being mad, to “anyway let’s go shopping”. All in the space of 3 minutes.

I didn’t like Mary until this season. Now I love her. I can’t remember the last time I had this big a turnaround on a housewife. What’s the biggest 180 you’ve ever had with a housewife? #RHOSLC ❄️

“You’re recording us?!?!?!?!” Babes, you do know that you’re on a TV show right? I hate to break it to you but Britani isn’t the only one recording you. #RHOSLC ❄️

Took some time off from the Housewives Multiverse. Starting to catch up now…

Slight divergence from housewives….but please can we pay our respects with a minute silence to the true winner of this season of #TheTraitors 🗡️

Ladies and gentlemen…. Her. #RHOBH 💎

The reason Bozoma is so good as the newbie on #RHOBH 💎 is because she is being authentically herself. She’s not trying to be anything she’s not.

I’m here for slightly messier Garcelle. I live for my queen 👑 #RHOBH 💎

Had a few weeks Bravo cold turkey over Christmas and New Year, back now and catching up, let the binge watching begin!

Give Cynthia Erivo what she wants! #RHOA

Merry Christmas Jesus Jugs! I am sure you will make it nice and not so nasty and so rude. May Santa bring you a Maloof hoof or two or some Herman Munster shoes, a little family van, some sprinkle cookies, a bunny, a fake leg, and a partridge in a pear tree.

The way #RHONY has ruined the Pigeon Lady for me in Home Alone 2

Merry Christmas Jesus Jugs! I am sure you will make it nice and not so nasty and so rude. May Santa bring you a Maloof hoof or two or some Herman Munster shoes, a little family van, some sprinkle cookies, a bunny, a fake leg, and a partridge in a pear tree.

I would like to formally announce my new role as “The Advocate for the Sluts of America” #RHOSLC ❄️

Pastrami soup does look a lot like throw-up to be honest. And it smells like hospital. #RHOSLC ❄️

I love the dramatic music on #RHOSLC ❄️ Like this is reality TV but we have church choirs and screeching violins in the background. Drama mama.

Potomac is at its best when all these ladies are together with all the fun shade and kiki banter. Love it. ❤️ #RHOP 🌸

What fictional character is your spirit animal? #LizLemon

I’m starting the latest episode… This is not a joy anymore, it feels like a chore…but I’m a completist so I guess this is where we’re at. I’m a glutton for punishment. #RHONY 🍏

Sutton’s speech. #RHOBH 💎

Dorit lost me when she snapped at Garcelle. Nope, nope, nope. #RHOBH 💎

Mary and Angie’s conversation was so real and moving❤️more of this please. #RHOSLC

I think Bronwyn and Brynn would get on. #RHOSLC ❄️ #RHONY 🍏

Angie and Meredith’s arguments are comedy gold. #RHOSLC ❄️

I think people backed the wrong horse in the newbie race. Bronwyn started strong but she’s finding the going tough. Britani is my new favourite newbie. Give her a snowflake. #RHOSLC ❄️

Angie crying after she got kicked out of Meredith’s Bat Mitzvah: #RHOSLC ❄️

Meredith is not down for it, she’s not down. #RHOSLC ❄️

I hate pigeons. #RHONY 🍏